Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice-looking!
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet.
Why don't you beat it?
One, two, three,
Yeah, I don't want you with him,
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
That's the best idea I heard in years, son.
and pooped on the wall.
Please! It's not funny!
- What is it this time? - You tell him about the microphone.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do.
Oh, my God!
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment.
Tom.
Tattletales.
- What? - Every single one!
You don't think so. You don't know?
Your grandpa's not here.
Let's start fishing.
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
- How are you? - Good.
Gabriel! Help me!
I just want to talk to your granddad outside.
Night, Billy.
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
for putting up with me tonight,
Stay in the car, Billy.
And Lord, please look after these men because
Oh, we're just, uh...
Who are you?
Okay.
This is contestant number 10,
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Do you think you have any stiff competition?
Are you sure?
That's enough of that horseshit.
Oh, I'm going to eat.
Hell, that's when the ponies start running.
No one's going to come out to help if you say,
No one's gonna help. So...
Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
How about a little fun, people?
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?
Hi, sweetie.
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
- Okay. - Oh, man.
My son's grandfather is dropping him off.
and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there.
Don't want to leave her in the trunk.
Allakazoo, allakastid...
Thank you. Thank you, James.
We've had lots of problems out of the father.
Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow!
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm.
- Same type you have. - Same kind of 'tude you got.
Just go with it.
Oh, man!
In your name we pray. Amen.
- Could you help me? - What you want?
You hush, too.
she wasn't very cooperative that day.
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart.
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh?
That's a camera.
Why is he an idiot?
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
or are you just making stuff up?
That's all you gotta do.
Okay, we need some chickens
- Oh, yeah? Really? - Yeah.
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had,
You married?
No. You took that one.
When did you get here?
What is that? What is that?
Oh, yeah.
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help.
But I mean, if you're a dancer...
Come here, Billy.
and the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding.
you sharted!
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful!
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
- It's very pretty. - Yes.
Yeah.
You, uh... You from this town?
- All right, good times. - See ya.
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel.
Maybe.
If you can't come to Lincoln,
Gloria.
Oh!
Man, that girl working the window,
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s.
and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass.
Not much!
Muskie.
He says you look like a nice Jew.
600 bucks a month will make it work for me.
We're not gonna say anything.
Get your ass inside!
- What's your name, sir? - I'm James.
- You are a son of a bitch. - I am his family.
to help me and your father communicate,
He's a good boy.
We have to bring in your stunt double.
Let's just... Let's just walk away.
in there.
I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
I want the ambulance to check you out.
Listen, it is not your fault.
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
Siempre avante. Know what that means?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yep.
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body?