Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've had lots of problems out of the father.
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow!
And Lord, please look after these men because
Please! It's not funny!
I want the ambulance to check you out.
Let's start fishing.
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
Muskie.
Oh, man!
I just want to talk to your granddad outside.
When did you get here?
Why is he an idiot?
Come here, Billy.
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had,
You, uh... You from this town?
Okay, we need some chickens
Yeah, I don't want you with him,
Okay.
Tattletales.
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet.
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
No one's going to come out to help if you say,
Don't want to leave her in the trunk.
Just go with it.
You don't think so. You don't know?
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
What is that? What is that?
My son's grandfather is dropping him off.
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice-looking!
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel.
Why don't you beat it?
and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there.
In your name we pray. Amen.
That's a camera.
Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
Hi, sweetie.
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
He says you look like a nice Jew.
Thank you. Thank you, James.
That's the best idea I heard in years, son.
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s.
Stay in the car, Billy.
We're not gonna say anything.
Hell, that's when the ponies start running.
Tom.
Siempre avante. Know what that means?
- What? - Every single one!
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?
Oh!
One, two, three,
Do you think you have any stiff competition?
Night, Billy.
But I mean, if you're a dancer...
Oh, my God!
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment.
and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass.
We have to bring in your stunt double.
That's all you gotta do.
I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
This is contestant number 10,
Maybe.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What is it this time? - You tell him about the microphone.
No one's gonna help. So...
You married?
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do.
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm.
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help.
- Same type you have. - Same kind of 'tude you got.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Your grandpa's not here.
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
or are you just making stuff up?
Gloria.
Listen, it is not your fault.
Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
she wasn't very cooperative that day.
Who are you?
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body?
600 bucks a month will make it work for me.
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh?
for putting up with me tonight,
That's enough of that horseshit.
Get your ass inside!
Yeah.
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful!
- Okay. - Oh, man.
you sharted!
- How are you? - Good.
in there.
Gabriel! Help me!
Man, that girl working the window,
Oh, we're just, uh...
If you can't come to Lincoln,
and pooped on the wall.
to help me and your father communicate,
and the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding.
Oh, yeah.
Not much!
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
- You are a son of a bitch. - I am his family.
Allakazoo, allakastid...
- All right, good times. - See ya.
He's a good boy.
Are you sure?
- It's very pretty. - Yes.
How about a little fun, people?
- Could you help me? - What you want?
Oh, I'm going to eat.
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
No. You took that one.
- Oh, yeah? Really? - Yeah.
Let's just... Let's just walk away.
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart.
You hush, too.
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
- What's your name, sir? - I'm James.
Yep.