Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What was your name...
everybody say, "I am!"
'Cause this is real bad timing right now for me.
So, uh, Kimmie
- In a good way? - Oh, my...
Maybe some of these ladies will want a serving of Irving,
Oh, Jesus.
- So, you know... Yeah. - Really?
You're not going anywhere!
Dad, can we get some food?
- What's that on your thumb? - What?
You want to give me a hug?
Are you serious?
- How'd he do? - You did very good.
Oh! Ow! Ah!
How am I supposed to know what his name is?
I apologize.
Hi, Rick.
- Later. - Thank the men.
Hey, Dad.
teach him how to hit on women.
Oh, jeez.
The gentleman you just saw in here was Mr. Johnny Knoxville
You don't know who Johnny Cash is?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Does he have a cell phone?
Well, that was inappropriate!
I bet.
Oh, my God!
This looks like as good a spot as any.
You're pissing me off.
Oh, my...
That must be your proud grandpa.
I do hear stuff in here, but it's not coming from there.
Weird.
We're just bringing her in 'cause it's respectful.
by watching him do a magic trick, would you?
Why are you shaking your head?
- Come on. - Get away.
You were never there for me when I was little,
I'm not fit?
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Oh, he says you have very nice shoes.
Grandpa, I got to pee real bad.
Talk to that.
Yes.
Oh, man. We're, uh...
That's one ugly bitch.
Dan.
It's all cleared up now, though.
You like white bread?
that you're with your father now.
And a rusty trombone for my grandpa.
No. 'Cause I don't have money to take care of a kid.
Grandpa, my leg's falling asleep!
Okay, my little wingman,
- Ooh. - She did.
Thank you. Thank you, Doc!
Oh, boy, that's a tough one.
I am!
Try this one on for size.
- of the black ladies. - Yeah.
Let's just play the quiet game.
Oh, my God, I think I just shit myself.
Grandpa's got to talk to some tail.
Don't... It's not going to come out.
Oh...
I did a little wrestling myself in my younger days.
Are you sure you want to do this?
I'm, uh, afraid I have some bad news.
'cause she smokes so much crack.
Can you let go of the thing there?
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That's my granddaughter.
Give me the... Give it...
That's what he wants, Lisa.
- And have some fun. - Uh-huh. See?
Will you watch the little fat boy?
I'm looking for my grandpa.
What about Komodo dragons? You know what those are?
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Are you excited? - I know. I love it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen up, listen up!
It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though,
Irving.
- Come here, buddy. - No, no, no. He's staying here.
And you keep yapping. Jesus.
No.
Whether you like it or not,
Are we going to get in trouble for this?
Can I help you?
- She's nice-looking? - Yeah.
Hey, grandpa, how you doing?
Hi. My name's Jill.
Make a left.
Just take it down, all right?
Phew.
Yeah.
♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart
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What are you talking about, man?
and the audacity to try to steal from me.
Onward and forward.
- Your fucking 85 years old. - I got his doober.
Let's go fishing.
Yes, sir.
Jreck’s of course
No charge, either.
Ow.
What?
Just calm down. It's okay.
But we surely appreciate it. And our lips are sealed.
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelman.