Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Billy, just stay there for a second.
D-O-U-C-H-E is how you spell it.
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh...
Oh, no.
Get up here, little man.
I don't know if it'll be good enough for first place,
Grab his hand. Can we say a prayer?
Uh, I likey any color. You pick one out for me.
Bye, Billy!
My wife and I only had it two weeks before she went in the hospital.
Oh, oh! Oh!
Let me push you over to the side, okay?
And because this is such a special night,
Wow.
It's about time.
It's heavy.
Honest to God, strike me dead.
♪ Down in my heart to stay
but I didn't say how.
Why doesn't my mom like me?
Definitely not.
Can I get out?
technically a crime, but...
For my dance.
Can I cheat off you?
What's special about it?
He's not going with you. He's coming with me.
Let's get some damn mustard.
Well, tell me the purpose of the call.
Come on.
Come on, come on!
Bingo!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God.
He wants to know if you want to smell his finger.
You hush. You hush.
I think I got one.
There's nobody in there.
He's got a moustache,
I don't have a stage name. I'm not a stripper.
G-37.
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
Bye, Dad.
Well, dangle that little thing through the railing
Good night, buddy.
Bye, old man.
Did you see the tuchas on that one?
Grandpa's going to play a little bingo.
Billy.
- Don't be afraid of me. - Hey.
Vagitosis.
on my schmeckle right now.
Stop? Hell, keep going!
who's a fucking idiot! And...
He's all I have left.
Yes, sir.
Okay, what color the tie you likey?
That's my son. I can put my hand on him if I want to.
- It was $3.99! - Stop!
Okay, now, if a guy comes at you in a knife fight.
I'm about to bust your ass.
Where are we going?
Mmm...
Her hobbies are football, fishing
You're fixing the thing. That's all I'm telling you.
What made you come in here?
I'll fucking kick your ass!
Lindsey Dill.
Ooh, she is muy bonita, huh? My goodness!
Help me! Ah! Gabriel!
Oh, he got a six-pack.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm. Yep.
- Can I come? - No!
No, he's not. Don't listen to her.
- Here you go. - Lord have mercy. Jesus.
- Oh. No. - No?
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her. I'm not making it...
That's perfect,
God damn it. Done spilled everywhere.
Pipe down!
Watch your mouth.
If I had all the money I spent on poontang,
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Let's go fishing, buddy.
Ham?
So, how many pageants have you been in?
Before what?
This thing doesn't work!
Don't come at me... Don't come at me
- We can't ship a human! - I'll take one.
and, um, she passed away.
Yeah, damn.
I give up. I surrender.
Hey, guys.
Check out Nine Iron on this oneb
'Cause I don't have any money.
- Oh, God! Of all the luck. - There you go.
He just drunk the dauber shit.
Oh. Oh, God.
lauren asking if I promise me
Tonight, for the winner,
Okay. Okay.
- No. - Oh.
- Thank you. - Oh, my goodness.
My mom's on drugs.
Can I use your pen?
All right. You want some of this?
on our journey with Ellie.
Of course I'm gonna take care of the little shit.
I got to get... Oh, God!
Check out the nine iron
Just stay right there! Don't listen...
Um.
to please take care of this boy.
I think this shit's done gone bad.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Listen, if I start some shit right now,
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Grandpa, school starts on Tuesday.
Are you one of them dancers?
I don't shit myself, you little prick.
G-53.
A new fishing rod?
Let me get his bag. Where's my grandson's backpack? Take your grandson.
- It didn't help. - Yeah.
Over a penguin?
they were very sweet
Ah!
Okay. Right this way.
Whoo!
Oh, my goodness!
Of course it is.
Go in here and get the damn pants off.
complete strangers, but we've outlived all our friends.
What is a whore?
Excuse me, my grandpa would like to say something.
Mmm.
All right.
We'd like some food.
Oh, my God!
- No. No. - No?
I'm sorry for insulting you.
I'm an old man.
- Thank God that wasn't a human being. - I got his doober and he's mad.
You're making everybody sick.
I'll push you over to the side.