Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Grandpa loves you very much.
- Grandpa, the car! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah, maybe some ice.
That's all right. It wasn't the greatest marriage anyway, Judy.
All right.
I can't have Bobby with me now. I'm in mourning!
That's crazy!
- Mmm. How's your food? - Good.
- Hi, buddy. - Hi.
I'll tell you what, you can have a water.
His mother is going to jail.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
You know, when I was overseas,
Sure.
I am a free man for the first time in 46 years
Fucking leave the penguin alone, bro.
- Is this an adult bookstore? - Yeah.
Come on! Come on!
- All right... - Wait.
He says you have a fat kitty cat.
I may be too old to stir the gumbo,
She took him away from me, okay,
Hello, ladies!
Until his mom gets out of jail.
You ran over the penguin! What are you talking about?
"Can you come help me commit a crime?"
Go ahead and take off. We'll keep him inside.
Are you an alcoholic?
Okay, but that doesn't help. That doesn't help.
It didn't work!
What's going on here?
Wow.
Why can't I just stay with you instead of my dad?
We're gonna make it rain. Walk the red carpet.
Fine. Fine. You wanna guard that kid?
Poof! I'm an old prick now.
All right.
Okay. Chuck, what's your last name?
You've got to be kidding me!
We're shooting a movie.
His mom just got thrown in jail.
You may be useful after all!
Now get your crap. We got to hit the road.
Kind of.
Why would they put the penguin in my spot?
No.
Do you like this chair?
Where are we going?
- M... Okay. - M-U-S-K-I-E.
- And you put it there. - No.
Fine. How are you?
Oh, oh...
Yeah, it's just one of those kind
Yes, I saw. It's in the camera.
Spend it on poontang.
Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, okay. - All right.
We can change the plan.
Get that damn thing out of the way!
He went to a strip club last night.
Grandpa, I'm fucking wasted.
Gimme five.
And watch this.
and you're too young to ride the bus,
your name is Lindsey Dill. Okay?
Ooh. You want turkey or ham?
You put a penguin in my spot!
Is that weird?
Bye.
I wish I had more time with her.
- Sometimes he pisses the bed. - Okay, you opened these...
Yeah, he sounds like Johnny Knoxville.
You looking for something?
I'm sorry.
but I'm gonna ask you right now
- So he took that one. - Please don't get mad.
but she did really good.
- Back off! - You back off!
Sweet!
I don't... There's a...
He says you make him feel young again.
Hi.
- Nice to meet you. - ...you are so beautiful.
Tom. How are you, Tom? Come on in.
I used to like to fish a lot, but that was before.
Okay, um...
- I ate your doober. - You shouldn't be fucking driving anyway.
Caught me right in the puss!
Yeah. She was a pain in my ass when we were married
I'm so sorry.
Like, with lots of, uh, black ladies.
He's like, persistent. He wants to go in there.
Oh, there's one on, um...
and let her rip.
$5,000!
Your grandpa?
Help him!
Try to adjust it a little.
Oh, that's a disgusting thing to say.
Love you, too.
Sir.
Look at that.
Okay, folks, can we get a picture here with everyone?
Fix it!
and if you're going to do it and do it right...
Yeah. Okay.
- Sure. - All right.
than I usually get.
She's saying possibly he could get money for keeping him.
Oh, here she is!
I loved that duo with the butcher when I was younger.
And then they can't run after you.