Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bye, Ellie.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Oh, my God!
I'd like to lay down and take a nap myself.
Billy.
Push! Push!
You gotta get out?
I'm sorry, I was just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
All right.
Unplug that thing over there, please.
bury her down south a ways. If you could help me to my car
Chickens.
Was she your girlfriend?
Oh, shit.
- That's a lot of mustard. - Eat it!
I can't ship you. You're... You're living!
But I'm trying to teach my grandson about knife fights.
Good.
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy. Down in my heart
Don't let her fall out of there, James.
What you gonna do, watch it or watch us?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
that you hit a button and it...
That wouldn't be appropriate, big guy.
Oh, good shot. Good... Take it again. Take it again.
"No, you're gonna fix it!"
God bless you. God bless you, James. Thank you!
But I'm sure your father will, uh, do the right thing.
I'm going to be checking in on you a lot.
James, will you get the head?
- Okay. - Ow!
- Okay. Can we unstrap it? - You mind if we unstrap it?
Get that out of here!
Well, it's fixed!
Come here.
I need a break.
Takes an old hen to deliver the goods.
I don't know what to tell you, son. Oh, gosh.
Did he love Grandma?
big head, tall, um, and he smells like old farts.
"Married" married to a gun-toting police officer.
It's kind of like bad breath, but the vagina.
and now they're gonna send me to jail.
- Oh, God. - Have a seat.
What does he look like?
Get my shit off.
I mean really sexy.
Your mom likes you, buddy.
My mommy's breath smells so bad
Is that a squirrel right there?
- Can I have his... - Close the doors.
Come here. Come here, buddy.
All right.
No, no, you're on your own.
Did you... Did you just toot, Grandpa?
- All right. - All right.
No.
Law offices.
Look.
Doris, what did you think?
I can't do this.
What's going on?
- 9:00 o'clock. - All right.
But I don't really like my dad.
Can't you see I was talking to a lady?
'Cause he's lost, duh.
- Oh, fuck, man. - What's that, man?
- You deserve it. - Thank you, Grandpa!
because I like to catch these women when they're soggy.
- Grandpa! - What?
I'm taking you to your dad so he can look after you.
Yep.
You're a pretty little girl,
No way!
Did you win any money at bingo?
You ran over the penguin.
By fun, I mean banging the gong.
Just kinda take a couple steps back.
Raleigh? Okay.
No, thank you. I don't need it, I have one.
He'll hook you up!
Yes, it has the batteries in it still.
Wedgie, wedgie!
No, thanks, honey.
Just put her right in there.
That looks like the camel toe in your pants!
Yes, I need some service!
Sit down, sit down.
Bye.
I see you have met my grandson.
- Forty-seven? - Forty-seven.
You ain't going nowhere, buddy. Stop it.
It's all right. She's already dead.
No. You're not going anywhere.
He's a little cooter stretcher is what he is.
Hey, big boy! Is this one of them stripteaser shows?
I'm supposed to talk.
Here, take this bag off. You don't need this.
Can we get something to eat?
You little cooter stretcher!
But no one's going to come out...
Lisa, that man is 80 years old.
You sure we should do this?
After that, I never ate fish sticks again.
All right, sweetie.
Whoa.
So I eat it quick, so we don't get caught.
like I'm some kind of asshole.
The bingo is not possible because we have no N, so we will keep playing.
Let me just go check.
- and get me a little. - Okay, okay.
will you guys back me up?
Down low. Too slow.
Excuse me? Sir? Can you tie my shoe, please?
He's stuck on Lisa.
Not Grandpa. He's a kook!
Well, it's not so sad, she was kind of a bitch, but...
You shouldn't drink so much.
- Push me. - Oh.
you know what I'd do with it?
That was redder than an ape's tuchas.
and all the cool things you showed me.
if somebody comes at you with a knife.