Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I don't need you cockblocking.
all this bacon is getting to Grandpa.
- all right? - Okay.
- High five! - High five!
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I don't think so.
You're very lovely when you're mad.
You're not fit to have him.
- What's your name? - Billy.
Oh, man.
- Oh, my God! - How are you?
Am not, am not!
Hey, get in the room!
'Cause he should not be drinking.
- Right this way. - Alrighty.
God!
Now, when we walk in that room,
I'm eating this one.
'cause so she could get, you know, whatever, 'cause she got mad at me.
I wished you could have seen the young Ellie,
- He's coming with... - This is my meal ticket.
Do you have a bed we're supposed to pick up?
the woman I fell in love with.
...Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.
Oh.
Bye, Grandma.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
- You getting tired? - Yeah.
Ugh.
Oh, God! Put it down! Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
Get a good hold on her.
Are you Mr. Zisman?
No shit. Well, what does that mean?
No.
Never retreat… Onwards and Forward
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Before a dark day when
I've been worried!
It's not funny!
Shit!
He said he wanted poontang.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Whoa!
This is my daughter and grandson.
- And you already want to send him back? - You got him today!
Oh, boy. "Married" married?
Suck a bowl of dicks.
- Hi, Billy. How are you? - Hi.
Yeah. Yeah! Thanks for nothing, Derek.
I got your doober.
Okay.
Oh, my God!
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
All right, come on. We got to go see your grandpa.
I gotta take your pants off?
- What? - Can I go ride that?
What a wonderful business you have.
- Because she's gone now. - And our history on this earth has been written...
But a hangover? Sleep. He got to sleep it off.
Is somebody, like, watching you or something?
to see if you're on a milk carton somewhere.
What business is that?
Keep going, just a little bit more.
Oh, God.
but he says you're very beautiful.
How about me being your new kid?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yes, and I appreciate you girls...
This is what she wanted.
Sure you can, Dad.
Okay.
Oh!
Thank you.
You got to pee-pee?
I'm free.
No, I see it.
No, I'm not... I'm not in the market right now.
No.
Just surprise me and don't be a schmuck this time, okay?
My damn wife put these in here and it...
Organization, huh?
She's so precious... She did really good.
Should we call the police on them?
Onward! Onward!
You. My new dad.
Damn thing's broke.
This bed's going for a pretty good price.
Get the fuck away from me, man.
That's okay, that's okay. It's barely been used.
Do you like a lot of milk?
I do, yeah.
I'm sorry, sir, I can't talk about it.
Oh. Oh. I got your doober.
Okay.
- What are y'all doing? - Whoa, whoa!
It's one of those that kind of
Unbelievable! You could have broke my neck!
- He what? - And he pooped on the wall.
Lindsey Dill!
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
He's old and he doesn't know what he's doing.
What do you want me to do about it?
What's your stripper stage name?
There's nothing in the box? It sounds like it!
No.
- Good evening. - Hi.
Good! How you doing, baby?
Let's go quick. Let's go quick.
I gotta go take a piss.
Please don't announce it!
22s, that's what they are!
What's wrong?
What do you think?
- Oh, my goodness. - Okay.
Uh... I don't know what to say.
Not tonight I don't.
Thank you very much. I, uh...
Damn thing’s broke
I just need you to take Billy across the country
No.
Oh, God.
- I got nothing. - That is free advertising right there.
High five, Dad.
Are you sure you want him to go to him?
Can I turn on the AC?
Look at this.
bring him here to Raleigh, I could take the kid.
Stop.
You can if you didn't know this happened.
You're right. You're right.
You had enough money to come in here