Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm eating this one.
- High five! - High five!
Oh, God! Put it down! Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
I don't think so.
Uh... I don't know what to say.
Ugh.
- Oh, my God! - How are you?
I gotta take your pants off?
Can I turn on the AC?
- Because she's gone now. - And our history on this earth has been written...
Never retreat… Onwards and Forward
Oh. Oh. I got your doober.
Damn thing's broke.
Do you have a bed we're supposed to pick up?
No.
Shit!
'cause so she could get, you know, whatever, 'cause she got mad at me.
Please don't announce it!
Lindsey Dill!
No, I'm not... I'm not in the market right now.
'Cause he should not be drinking.
Are you Mr. Zisman?
You got to pee-pee?
No.
How about me being your new kid?
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
...Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.
Hey, get in the room!
He's old and he doesn't know what he's doing.
Sure you can, Dad.
No.
What a wonderful business you have.
Look at this.
Unbelievable! You could have broke my neck!
What do you think?
Not tonight I don't.
- I got nothing. - That is free advertising right there.
Get the fuck away from me, man.
Organization, huh?
You're very lovely when you're mad.
You're right. You're right.
Okay.
Should we call the police on them?
but he says you're very beautiful.
- Oh, my goodness. - Okay.
No.
And I don't need you cockblocking.
Am not, am not!
Oh, man.
What business is that?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I've been worried!
Damn thing’s broke
This bed's going for a pretty good price.
Thank you very much. I, uh...
Are you sure you want him to go to him?
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, sir, I can't talk about it.
bring him here to Raleigh, I could take the kid.
Oh, boy. "Married" married?
Let's go quick. Let's go quick.
This is what she wanted.
You had enough money to come in here
What's your stripper stage name?
- Good evening. - Hi.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Suck a bowl of dicks.
Just surprise me and don't be a schmuck this time, okay?
You're not fit to have him.
You can if you didn't know this happened.
- And you already want to send him back? - You got him today!
Oh, my God!
- Right this way. - Alrighty.
I do, yeah.
It's not funny!
What's wrong?
That's okay, that's okay. It's barely been used.
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
all this bacon is getting to Grandpa.
There's nothing in the box? It sounds like it!
- all right? - Okay.
I just need you to take Billy across the country
I gotta go take a piss.
Oh, God.
No, I see it.
22s, that's what they are!
She's so precious... She did really good.
- He what? - And he pooped on the wall.
- What are y'all doing? - Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Yes, and I appreciate you girls...
- What? - Can I go ride that?
It's one of those that kind of
Now, when we walk in that room,
- Hi, Billy. How are you? - Hi.
I got your doober.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- You getting tired? - Yeah.
High five, Dad.
He said he wanted poontang.
No shit. Well, what does that mean?
Yeah. Yeah! Thanks for nothing, Derek.
to see if you're on a milk carton somewhere.
What do you want me to do about it?
My damn wife put these in here and it...
Is somebody, like, watching you or something?
All right, come on. We got to go see your grandpa.
Okay.
Keep going, just a little bit more.
Do you like a lot of milk?
God!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
- What's your name? - Billy.
I'm free.
Stop.
Good! How you doing, baby?
Get a good hold on her.
You. My new dad.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
- He's coming with... - This is my meal ticket.
This is my daughter and grandson.
Oh.
Onward! Onward!
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh!
Before a dark day when
Bye, Grandma.
I wished you could have seen the young Ellie,
the woman I fell in love with.
But a hangover? Sleep. He got to sleep it off.