Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What, man? - No, man, it's just funny, dog,'cause...

Come on, close out. John, explode. Let's go.

St. Francis is one of the best high school teams in the nation...

Like I was saying, I'm Junior Battle. I'm the man.

J.B. Come on, baby.

- Richmond! - Rich what?

That, among other things. Yes, ma'am.

But you're right. And because you're right...

Yeah! Give it up, baby.

I just read in the newspaper Barack Obama has been shot

And how many days do I have to consider this offer?

Anyway, I got something for the baby today.

I had a choice to make...

Little help here. Pick him up.

That's right, 16-0.

Slow the ball down!

you know which team l'd choose?

I said, suicides. Put your hand on the line.

Get back, get back!

For a long time, it's just been my moms, my boys, and you.

Junior battle is like a solar eclipse We rarely see him but when we do it’s always special

I'll take it home.

You gotta force him left. The baseline's another defender.

Before we get into that, let's warm up.

when your manager asks you to pitch ai max

Junior's older brother, Anton...

- Come on, baby. Come to the ball. - Right here.

- Wonder how that happened. - We had 32 points. I got 12 of them.

- Good morning, Coach Carter. - Good morning.

Surprise arrival to the poll is Richmond High at 19th.

- Yeah, no doubt. - Gentlemen, listen up.

A basketball scholarship to George Mason University.

- Let's go, guys. - Energy, guys.

- Whatever. - What's up, man?

We been tripping lately, man. All y'all know it.

Tell me, how do you see yourselves?

Did you eat the last piece of cake? Did you drink all the Kool-Aid?

Compu queeeee? COMPUTODO!

So, what happens to me? You still gonna come to my games?

Get your head in the game.

or what's gonna be written on the front page...

You don't care about me.

Yo, Damien. All right!

Sit down, Mr. Battle.

I haven't received anything from their teachers.

- One, two, three! - Our time!

I will do everything in my power...

You put a lock on the gym...

- Yes, ma'am. - And what if they fail?

Oh, and here's the best part: Your second-favorite man was MVP.

- Because if not... - If not, what, Kenyon?

Time-out, white.

Take a nickel bag, okay? Go get yourself something, man.

You gotta help Junior on the weak-side pick.

Nice to see the fight in you, dog. Know what I'm saying?

What, you wanna go?

Two of you, one of me. Now, that's special.

and a bucket for 99 cents, with some toilet paper.

still cares about the concept of the student athlete.

They wanna see Junior play this Friday.

- They gave you a scholarship? - Yeah, baby, a full ride.

I called Richmond. They expect me in the morning.

Is you some Popeyes country church jook joint buck dancing ass nigga with your Steve Harvey suit on and all that? Right!

- Linda! - Watch the pick.

Ceremony Of The Keys. Sorry I'm not in service

Youre not a sir Well are you a madam

- Man, I don't need no help. - He didn't lock us out for no reason.

It's all right, man.

How would you like to watch the Worm work?

All right. Set up the one-four. Run Candy.

Now, let's give him the respect he's due.

I can fix all that in the morning.

Yeah, business is very good, Kenny.

- Jump! - Yeah, Jason.

Make the shot, Damien!

Hold on to that monster.

Hold on, let me down.

- Run? - Correct again.

- What's up, baby? - How you doing?

Iocked the gym and sent his players straight to the library.

- Lyle, bring it. - Let him go.

Linda is smart, she's political.

Right now, you're playing theirs. When we step on the floor...

Good afternoon, young men. As Coach White said...

God, I'm sick of you, man!

If You was any Bigger You’d be my bigger nigga

Hey, yo, Junior, man, don't worry about Ty Crane, dog.

This whole school, this whole community, is behind this team.

Good to see you, sir.

Gentlemen, you have failed to...

I'm not saying this is not gonna be a challenge...

All right, gentlemen, give me two lines.

Explode! Worm, explode! Touch the floor.

- Damn, do you buff it? - You got jokes to go along...

I took this job because I wanted to effect change...

I don't understand this. It's a letter, how can it be a number?

You owe me 500 pushups apiece.

Now, Richmond is gonna riot if you forfeit that game.

- No doubt. I'm gonna check y'all. - You got this.

- Come on, man, read it. - Man, you know he can't read.

Would you like to see me in this shoelace?

- I'm all set. - Ray, would you see that Mr. Carter...

Last few years have been really tough.

Fukk y’all fake ass wanna be Paulie and Christopher, Brooklyn and K.C. ass motherfukkas! Nah, fukk you, you look like you fukked Aubrey Plaza’s Nose and Forehead!, Fukk Y’all

You require 10 hours of community service...

After all the things that my son has been through for your team...

I remember once she tricked me into stealing brownies...

Everything's great, right? Your cousin is 19...

Aw yeah!, take this spit! You bitch ass motherfukkin buster ass bastard!