Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it, okay?

That's me, baby. I did that! I drew that up!

- Come on, get two more over here. - Break it out.

and telling them I think this is bullshit, son.

I guess a Chocolate Man like me need to speak louder so y’all can hear me! I’m your new basketball coach!, Milk Dud Jenkins!

loud and clear. Winning basketball games is more important...

of the Richmond High School basketball team.

Bring your A game, young man. Yes, Sir.

all of your players sign a contract before they could join the team.

- I'll take care of it. - Yeah. Yes, girl.

You're trying to open up a second store.

And that the players must attend all their classes...

Cruz. In for Lyle.

- Richmond. - Rich what?

- Every day. - Good morning.

This hand guards against the passing lane.

our presence automatically liberates others.

Gentlemen, report to the baseline.

- Go get them, boys. - Yeah, baby.

- you're walking out on them. - I had to beg you.

Say, Hi. All right, don't worry about it.

Since when is winning not enough?

- Cruz? - I wanna come back, Coach.

See, if a white man used it, you'd be ready to fight.

And I hope I have your support the rest of the season.

with Ty Crane believed to be a shoo-in for the top NBA draft pick next year.

Guys, now, listen.

- Yeah. - I thought about it.

You see your son?

Look at that jutsu I made that shit

This is my style right here. I'm amazing. Feel me, Lyle?

The next time you plan to make a decision, you better ask me first.

Good answer, Mr. Battle. Johnny, tell him what he's won.

you are late as of 2:55.

Okay, young sirs, we're gonna take it to the next level.

- Good game, Son. - Love you, Dad.

Those are some stats for your ass. Sincerely, Cineplex Analytics

The losing stops now

I'd like to thank you for your patience. At this time...

I took this job because I wanted to affect change...

So, what do you think I want you to do on offense tonight?

- I mean, dog, you gotta hook me up. - Why I always gotta hook him up?

Run motion. Motion 44.

I can't quite do that.

Why does he keep saying that? What does that mean?

Choze right now

Paycheck to paycheck? Dead-end job?

Yeah! Mustangs!

I saw y'all walking from up the block like somebody put a pipe in your asses.

Watch the trap motion.

Move your feet. Go, defense. Go.

Rich what?? Richmond!

that for some of these kids, this basketball season...

- I second the motion. - Okay.

will have academic progress reports prepared by the end of holiday break.

- Go on, take my bag, dog. - What's this shit, homey?

To the baseline. On my whistle. Let's go.

Coach Carter, it's an unusual strategy, and a risky one in a sense...

there is no more baby.

- Let's go. - Good work today.

- Huddle up. - Mustangs, bring it in.

Well, I'm gonna show you what humping is.

LaQuisha? Okay, yeah.

Very interesting scare tactic.

Here he comes. Here he comes now.

Where you going, homey?

- All right, I got you. - Yeah. See you later.

with two kids already, Kyra. It's great?

- Shit. - My daughter, Susan.

I understand, sir. All right. Thank you, sir.

One-four! Candy!

I dropped a 20-piece. Kobe played his game.

If there's no other business, this board meeting is adjourned.

come in here and take that away from them?

Are you some preacher man or some shit?

The lockout ends with a vote of 4-to-2.

I'll do pushups for him.

I want you to come with me.

the higher percentage being girls. In my very educated opinion...

- Can't do nothing about it, can you? - Delilah!

All right, Richmond on three.

But she was the devil. That girl was evil.

I tied that bow

Well, actually, she's radical.

Watch this door.

But I think that... I think you should go to school...

What you achieved...

Give me five. Five. Push.

I wanna thank you all for coming out and showing your support.

Look me in the eye, sir.

Yes, it's important to move without the ball.

I think you know who she is, but she's got a friend.

Junior, get back!

Ma'am, we talked about this. I don't see the problem.

Dummy and dumb and dumber. I mean, what the hell...

Got shit to do, sir

He'II go back to sleep right after his bottle. Right, boo-boo?

- I bet you don't. - Library's at?

He's in the car.

Act like a champion?

All right, I want seven passes before you shoot. Seven.

Keep it up the block, homey. I'm right here, homey.

Look, I appreciate everything you do.

When you say offer and job, there's usually money involved.

She don't even like him.

- We got this, let's go. - I'm open.

What's your father do for a living, Mr. Lyle?