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I put my fist up. That means I'm going this way.
If you’re early you’re on time If you’re on time you’re late
To the baseline!
Say, Hi, Uncle Kenyon.
Well, you didn't see him. He's a freshman. He didn't play.
Everybody up.
Lions fans!!! We Undefeated!!
I'll do it, okay?
Now, that's the biggest game of the year.
- Speaking of Michael Jordan. - What's wrong with a girl?
you tell me how it's gonna be, how we'II make it.
Why didn't you tell me? I would have gone with you.
Get up.
If you listen and learn, you will win basketball games.
Come on, you're back with us now.
Thank you all for coming.
Academic progress reports, young men.
I need their teachers to fill out weekly progress reports...
Get your ass out of that pool Father Forces Son to Destroy Xbox One Over Bad Grades
But you gotta be patient on the weak-side screen.
Winners?
Basket's good!
- Kenny... - Kyra, just listen. Please.
I know how to do that.
Coach, we won the tournament.
You painted an extreme picture. No one expects them to graduate...
- nice game. - Thank you.
that questions our abilities as educators.
- Junior Battle. - Undefeated until...
All right, keep riding on somebody. Don't get lost in there.
Cruz, chill, man. Why do you try to act hard all the time?
No. Take some, please.
Renny. They shot Renny. I mean, we was just there.
I'd like to remind you that classes are in session...
Damien Carter. Get your ass out of that pool.
You will attend all your classes...
That's like thread. That's not even half a shoelace.
is going to go to college.
- Richmond. - Rich what?
You never gave up.
- What? - You wanna get out the car?
- This ain't the track team, man. - Nor is it the debate team, Mr. Lyle.
And until we all meet the terms of this contract...
For five months of work?
They're ranked number one in the state.
All day, baby. Can't stop that.
I tied that shit!
- You look good. - Thank you.
can get you into college.
that we didn't work on our offense during practice.
No, sir.
that has to be thinking that there's a chance...
And of those that do graduate, only six percent go to college.
Srix what? Srixon!
I can't believe this, man. He was just standing there.
- Hell, yeah. - Let's go.
Taunt him after every score.
Buoyed. The word is buoyed.
reach the agreed-upon GPA.
Boston baked bean head ass And what is your name sir?
Any unexcused absences, any other disciplinary issues at school...
Man we hear you dawg, But we can't see you, we just ain't fukkin with you The glare from yo big black ass Whopper Milk Dud Charles Xavier with a tan head is hella fukkin shiny
Bring it in.
All right. Huddle up. Mr. Carter, you're in.
Young sirs. It's been a long day.
Yo, shut your bitch ass up.
You said we'd be alone. You call this alone?
from a coach at a junior college in Sacramento.
- We're in. - Yes!
and, most importantly, you will be winners.
How I’m feeling without Edge
I can't just have one girl. You know what I'm saying? I need both.
Hell if I know, sir.
He doesn't mean anything. It's over.
- Come on. - Ease back.
Right here.
Let me hear you!
You won four games last season.
I wanna come back on the team. What do I gotta do to play?
Black people be like
We ain't got to be ready enough for nothing, all right?
making it their first loss of the season.
- Mr. Cruz! - Good game, boy.
I guess a Chocolate Motherfukka like me need to speak louder so y'all can hear me I'm your new basketball coach Milk Dud Jackson
Yes, sir, I do.
This is one country ass fried chicken eating cognac drinking ass nigga Excuse me
I'll do push-ups for him
Chop.
ou Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
How will the community react to this lockout?
ESPN, baby.
Bobby Sweats yelling at the RAI team
You all had a problem getting up and down the court.
If you don't perform in the classroom, you will not play.
You working that chinchilla. Look, baby, me and you...
is that ever-elusive victory within.
and sit in the front row of those classes.
Y'all heard about that two-for-one special, right?
Watch it.
Take the lock off that gym. My phone hasn't stopped ringing.
Let's take this time to say whatever it is we want...
I can't get them to show up for school, for practice.
- All right, guys. - It's on.
- Can I help you? - I'm Ken Carter...
Your job is to win basketball games, Mr. Carter.
I know I'm fine. But I'm not feeling myself. I'm feeling you.
until your conditioning is at a level that allows me to do so.
And you can. Our next faculty meeting is in two weeks.
- I don't understand how y'all won. - Y'all wack-star niggers.
- You all right? For real? - Yeah.