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- It's a tough job. - Richmond is a tough little city.

But you men played like champions.

Not gonna happen.

Don't you have someplace to go? Something to do?

The party ain't over it ain't over

Do you score all the points for the team, too?

In the interest of time, l'd like to open this board meeting up for comments.

Mr. Worm, what is it you want out of this basketball season?

I got a little something for you, too.

and I've committed to 50.

- Mr. Carter, how are the boys? - They're great, ma'am.

And hold him up.

This is a great school, Damien.

Come on. Let's go, Richmond!

You said we're a team.

This is bullshit.

And I agree with them. I'm not here to argue with your rules.

- They know I'm leaving. - What?

Oh, my gosh. I know you gonna kill it up there.

Our team if we lose next week I am coach Carter

and I'm worried about how I'm gonna feed it, pay for this and that.

Practice starts at 3:00 As of 2:55 you are late

Get back, get back! Everybody get back!

Matter of fact, she still is.

Now the whole world about to know your dumb ass failing science.

REPORT TO THE BASELINE

That's a viable option for all of you.

Now, if you decide to follow these simple rules...

The Academic Performance Index.

- This is a country-ass nigger. - Excuse me.

What exactly were the conditions of that contract?

- I'm hollering at both of the friends. - Both of them?

- That's a nice tie. - Morning, sir.

signing autographs and humping the honeys.

Sir, I just wanna say thank you.

the players are agreeing to maintain a 2.3?

and find one of your little girlies to freak with.

Kenyon, pose for me. Smile.

So every year I have less money to pay faculty and staff.

You are not going to like what happens in practice on Monday.

Yeah, probably in time for your mom to get home.

and look at your parents' lives and ask yourself, Do I want better?

He clowned you, dog. He had you on lock the whole game.

What are you doing? Give me.

So are the rest of you. Sir is a term of respect.

Swing it right here. I got it.

You burnt popcorn head ass boi

I came to coach basketball players, and you became students.

You make it seem like everything's gonna be all good...

My name is J. Lyle They call me wild

I'm going to give you contracts.

Now we have Delilah.

- Damn it! - Relax. Chill out. It's over. All right?

Ever think about what you were going to do before you were pregnant?

- Here's two bundles, all right? - All right.

We'II take that!

What do we have here? The Three Stooges from Richmond.

Ref, you gotta call that. This is my house.

what you should both know is we treat ourselves with respect.

Mr. Gesek is a big basketball fan.

You owe me 1,000 pushups and 7,000 suicides for cussin' and roastin' me out last Wednesday

I'm impressed with what you've done. But you came up short.

- Are they serious? - I'll knock his braids out.

To the baseline!

- Nice to see you again, Mr. Carter. - You too, ma'am.

You're in better shape than they are. Push it.

I'm thinking about what's best for us.

To win that state championship, sir.

These Past Seasons You’ve Had 0 Wins & 25 Losses!, 0 & 25! What Gives All of Y’all the Right to Be a Winning Team with a Bunch of Trash Talking & Taunting Each Other!

Your playing small does not serve the world.

Pressure the inbound pass.

- Switch it up. - We got it, come on.

- Kenyon! - What's up?

You may not browse for books! Why not? Because all the books are getting taken out. Even a British royal guard's patience has it's limits

- Come on, man. Hurry up, man. - All right.

Anybody still think Coach bluffing now?

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't agree with you.

- All right, let's out. - Step it up, let's go!

I cannot teach you the game of basketball...

What is your deepest fear?

I got you something.

Some of my teammates ended up in prison.

Srix what? Srixon!

Shay, pass me the ball, dog.

Hold on. Come on, son. Don't give up yet, son.

- Damn, how many sisters has he got? - Who knows?

I guess we’ll have new leading scorers this season huh?

It was great when we was getting down. You had no second thoughts about that.

You know your task is impossible before Friday, right?

I am holding him.

You gotta sit him on your chest. Hold him.

I'm gonna see y'all later, all right?

I'm Jason Lyle's uncle.

- I got you. - One-four! All right.

- Right there. I got him. - Ball.

- Harmony, that's cute. I like that. - What did Kenyon say?

Now, I played basketball at Richmond 30 years ago.

You took my life

We simply know him as The Crane.

It's the same message that we as a culture send to our pro athletes...

was negated when they ended the lockout.

You just wanna go to college, play ball, and forget about me.

Yeah. There might be $1,000 in it for me.

I'll see you at practice tomorrow.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

It's way beyond that now.

- Damien. - Yo?

There goes our two leading scorers from last season.

I need you and the boys to sign this contract.

you're thinking about what's best for you.

You promised to take your girlfriend to Mexico in January.

is now a Cinderella team...

Starting today, you will play like winners, act like winners...

Homey, look where you're throwing the ball.

One of you is gonna get arrested.

You all right, dog?

All right, one-four. Linda.