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If you're having this baby, you need to check all this bullshit.
Why not? Worm's the man.
Take notes, freshman. This is as close as you're gonna get to playing.
What the hell are you doing, Cruz? You allergic to lay-ups?
I’m your new basketball coach, Milk Dud Jenkins
Min-what Min-den!
Roland's Big & Tall Menswear Roland's Big & Tall Menswear
Those are some stats for your ass.
all we gotta do is push them off. We're gonna run Candy.
I suggest you start doing yours.
Show me the money, then, know what I'm saying?
I did that I DID THAT
Thank you, sir.
- Red ball, red ball. Red. - Yes.
Give me a lay-up line. Let's go.
And you gonna do every last one of them.
Dumb what? DUMBBELLS!!!
Oh, man, I can't believe this. Heaven!
Damn.
Teylan goes to jail for stealing a candy. Roland's Big & Tall Menswear
He is my son and he is late. Sir, you owe me 20 suicides.
Don't go nowhere. I'll be right out. I gotta talk to you.
Box out.
I just need about 25 copies of this document.
- You tired? - No, sir.
Hello? I passed the pregnancy test, Kenyon.
I'll knock all of y'all off.
Got a press conference set up around the front of the gymnasium.
Charge.
A win like that means nothing. They can't play anyway, you feel me?
All right? Keep your head up, baby.
Let's go. Our time on three!
You owe me 1,000 pushups and 1,000 suicides before you can play.
And I'm definitely keeping that promise.
Richmond's center has been big as the Oilers are...
All right, that's 500 pushups.
- Miss... - No, don't miss me, snake.
Srix what? - SRIXON
Yeah, we cool, though, me and him.
- Be careful. The block is hot. - I got you.
- in extracurricular activities. - Yes, ma'am.
I'm a white boy?
A dress code, and they have to sit in the front row in class?
- Where'd you get this? - Don't sleep on the 99-Cent Store!
Okay, Mr. Cruz.
- Know what I'm saying? - Heated.
If you come to practice.
Right wing, Kenyon. Wing!
Use the pick.
Damn do yo Bootylicious ass buff it? You got jokes to go along that ugly ass jumpshot of yours Yo Sugar Baby head ass is 18 and already bald
before you can go. That's everybody.
and you will sit in the front row of those classes.
We're lucky to have Coach Carter.
- Come on. - I just wanna be on the team.
With your five browns.
We 12-0, y'all, and I just wanna say...
Girl, LaQuisha? Be for real.
Don't forget that these projects are due at the end of this week.
Yeah!
Eight players getting incompletes based on attendance.
- What's going on? - I wanna come back on the team.
Now, we're talking about fundamentals here.
Please! Quiet, please!
St. Francis?
Ty Crane outscored our whole team by himself.
We undefeated
- Line up! Let's shake hands. - That's what I'm talking about, Coach.
I will slap the taste out of your mouth.
And I promise you...
Progress reports? You're the basketball coach.
Stay with your man.
Defense! Mustangs! Let's go!
Now, I know you all like stats, so let me give you some.
That’s 10 suicides for the whole team And 250 pushups for you
All season long we played our game!
- Oh, my God. - I love you.
My team is studying in the library, and I've been trying to tell them...
- That's what I'm talking about. - I know.
of getting the phone call to come to the dance.
- geometry? - I'm going there right now, sir.
We was just there. Everything was good.
- Show us love, son. - Yeah, that's right, we undefeated.
- Coach Carter gets these copies? - Will do.
Hey, I'm going swimming! I'm going swimming.
Right here. Get this dude right here.
- Need some Gatorade or something. - That was your girl right there, son.
but I do have a budget meeting I need to run to.
You called Richmond?
In this county, 33%...
I took this job because I wanted to effect change..
- Stay out of my way, bitch. I own you. - Hell, no.
My mom went with me.
Why not? Dad, you've always been my coach.
You're not a sir. Well, are you a madam?
Exactly. I don't have any time.
Brazil? Coach their the best team in the world
that confirms my withdrawal from St. Francis.
- You're gonna seesaw? - Yeah.
- All right, hands in. - Game time.
There's no way I'm not going to Mexico and hanging out on the beach...
You're not a sir. Well, are you a madam?
When I saw you here tonight, I thought, I got him, he's in.
- Delilah! - Defense!
It's all good. Y'all brought a gun! Pinole!
I did that shit
Do you know what Oilers stands for?
None.
with that ugly jump shot of yours?
If the answer is yes, I'll see you here tomorrow.
But what did we do in practice? Mr. Stone?
One, two, three. Let's go! Explode!
So you can take these and go to the dance yourself.
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