Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, as long as it's convenient.
- Sound like I'm the Love Connection. - Just start a conversation.
I don't know how to do this.
Girl, you should've bought it. I would've worn it.
in a special group of young men, and this is the only way...
- Defense! - Right here.
That's great. Great school.
Come on, fellows. Huddle up. Hustle up. Get over here.
Trust me, you don't want me out of this car.
No, sir, Mr. Worm.
- Probably 90 degrees. - We don't have bathing suits.
- Come on back, punk. - Dad. Relax. Relax, let it go.
You think you’ve run for me before?!
If you want to play basketball on this team...
Coach carter
How may I help you?
You guys coming?
Well, I'm looking for my son.
And, gentlemen, winning in here...
Junior, we come to you on the weak-side seal.
That's what I'm talking about.
The ghetto called, and they want their name back.
We're thrilled to have you. Gentlemen, I hate to be abrupt...
Stay alert! Pick him up right there.
if you want to enjoy that privilege.
On the block.
Let's do it, homey.
Thank you. Yes.
I could go later, I guess.
You Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
Open it, please.
Right?
I'm Timo Cruz, sir.
Well, I hope you're up for the task. These young men need discipline.
It's not there, to the hole.
it doesn't change our plans for your future, all right?
Now, I'm trying to teach these boys the discipline...
Bel Air?
I got somebody I want you to meet. Now, I just met her...
All right, baby, it's all us now. It's all us. Let's go.
- Worm, you need a ride? - No, I'm straight, man.
We're watching the damn game, that's why.
Richmond uses their last time-out with 1:20 remaining...
Is there anybody else who's not feeling this contract?
Wait. I shouldn't tell you that. He should tell you himself.
I want the other coach back!
Go. Let me hear you.
You tell us when you need the real ballers.
You should read the rest of this. They're blowing you up in this paper.
Linda's got a big Afro.
Hey!
You were scared, huh? I wasn't scared.
Why do all the benchwarmers always got something to say?
Oh, man, come on.
Yeah, that's nice.
When its Brian's turn to open
All of whom, I think, can play basketball at the college level.
Look, I have a hard enough time getting my nephew to...
Like she can afford all that shit. It's her baby anyway.
Damien!
you win the bonus prize of 500 pushups!
- no one expects them to go to college. - So you take away basketball...
It's not people's business, Kyra.
You M.A. Dollars, right? Yeah, I’m M.A. Dollars!, Why!
Yeah. What's with you and her homies? You gonna try to holler at them?
I'm your new basketball coach, Ken Carter.
What is your deepest fear?
And I do appreciate you putting your trust in me.
The job comes with a $1,500 stipend and a major time commitment...
- Are you lost, sir? - What have I gotta do to play?
Okay well now you made me cry. Cannot take photo
I gotta take my chain off so it don't turn green.
Way to go, Lyle.
All right, Myles, here we go. Gotta cool off a minute.
What's up, little cousin? How you doing?
get your body on your man and explode to the ball.
If you’re early you’re on time If you’re on time you’re late
with trash talk and taunting?
Open Up the fukkin gym! Let the boys play!
will be the highlight of their lives.
Teylan goes to jail for stealing a candy. Let's be racist
from Christ the King First Baptist Church bake sale.
How you gonna make them wear ties?
We were all meant to shine, as children do.
Clyde, let's keep count.
Then why don't you stop getting in my face?
They don't own ties. You gonna supply the ties?
Don't forget, I need your notes for history.
Richmond High only graduates 50% of its students.
Look, I gotta help my mom with some stuff.
Get over here and help. He shouldn't be scoring.
Defense!
See y'all get your asses kicked.
Right there!
that's 20 suicides for the entire team.
Tell everyone out there what it feels like to be the next LeBron James.
Get that ball in there.
Get y’all bitch asses out this broke down hooptee, I will slice and dice yo asses real quick like Hibachi Grill! Yo Little Bill Jordan Tompkins Bobbe J Thompson ass askin for a real ass whoopin!
Progress reports? You're the basketball coach.
and signed by you. In this hand...
- What you trying to do? - He got a piece, man.
Sun, I just wanna say fuck you
Junior battle is like a solar eclipse, we rarely see him But when we do, it’s always special
Mr. Carter, you remember me?
- I'm having this baby. - And then what?
to end the lockout. All those in favor of ending the lockout...
- Okay. - Bye.
Look at that jutsu. Look at that! I made that. I made that shit.
- How many are we gonna do? - Sir.
Come on, let's go.
Now, I put to those members the vote on whether or not...
I'm not asking for special attention.
What's up with that?
- All right. - Let's do it.
- He ain't finishing that by Friday. - He ain't making that.
None of you have a problem shooting the ball.
- Like four wins, 22 losses. - Sir.
Look at that bow, I tied that!
- Worm? - What up, Coach?
The loosing Stops now!
you know where my office is.
I saw the St. Francis game the other night.
I feel like running right up in the middle of all those reporters...
- Damn! - Since it's like that.
for you to go and lock up this gym like this...
Know what I'm saying? You let somebody do that to you.
- Kyra, that's not how it is. - I don't care what you say.