Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, sir.

- Coach! Please get back in the box! - Please get in the box?

you're 80% more likely to go to prison than college.

I presume you all know what suicides are. So...

we are going to be successful.

We are lucky to have coach Eggy

Let's go! Linda!

One, two, three, Cougars!

Get out of my way, man. Get off me. It's just a bad call.

Nigger, I ain't scared of nobody. I will lay your ass out.

That's 1,000 pushups for Mr. Battle, Clyde.

Junior, you did your thing tonight, man.

But I'm on my own. You're never here. It gets crazy.

You know, we try to be up in here, baby.

Hey, put it down, man.

and forced them to meet you in the library?

- Quite the Pandora's box you've opened. - Oh, I get all the blame now?

the one area of their lives where they have some success?

There's a Goodwill and a Salvation Army store...

I don't know. And swimming ain't my cup of tea, baby.

Coach officially offered me the job tonight. The clock's ticking.

From now on, before you leave my gym...

I don't see how this ties in to your job as the basketball coach, Mr. Carter.

You do that again, you're gonna be glued to the bench.

Come on. Split your man. Back straight, butt down.

- I know that's a foul. - It's all ball.

Don't let up! Swing it.

This contract states that you will maintain a 2.3 grade point average.

- What did you get, Kenyon? - Shut up, dog.

We make them play Richmond Oiler ball!

Pitbull Jimmy But i ain’t yo sir

so as you leave campus, please do so quietly.

I'll check y'all later, all right?

Can we all just get along?

You're my girl.

how long do you think it'II be before they're out there breaking laws?

You need to consider the message that you're sending these boys.

Careful of the foul, all right? Let's go.

The ball's coming to you Kenyon. Run Linda.

on top of Daddy's little princess.

On the real, that was the worst game I've ever seen in my life.

- I'm just saying, man. - Kenyon?

It's my first day of school. I had to talk to my math...

Valerie Walker.

You need to tell him to stop playing it so close.

That reminds me, Mr. Battle.

Mrs. Fenton, the police are telling a very different story.

Now, that's a great question. And the answer...

That includes practices and games, until we as a team...

And you will earn every minute of playing time.

- Box out. - Position.

I suggest you start doing your job.

2,500 pushups...

- Okay? - Okay.

When the ball goes up, get in good defensive position...

All right, take control of this game. Who's gonna win this game?

- All right. Settle down. - One-four.

Can I get something on the bow? Let me get some.

He was a two-sport all-American.

I've been trying to get my head straight about things.

And they got a box full of ties for 50 cents apiece.

You know! Y'all gonna wanna see the look on the faces...

Nowhere in my contract does it say that I have to do so.

We're 19th, dog. The Oilers posted a perfect 9-0 mark.

You got two points in 16 minutes, that's why Coach got rid of your ass.

Unfortunately, Mr. Carter, both you and I know...

You're saying it's cool. Well, it's not cool.

from getting kicked off and kicked off the goddamn bus.

with 250 pushups of your own.

Yeah, all right.

On the other side of the court is Richmond...

- So if any of you need extra time... - Excuse me, sir.

Let's go, guys!

Kyra, I can't tell you what to do, but I look around...

Good shot, baby.

- it seems wrong to just... - Look. No offense, ma'am...

Richmond High has never played in a state tournament.

like everything's so wonderful.

the Fukk do you think i am?

That's my cousin, Renny. I'm gonna check y'all. Let's go.

Oh, you can practice, but you can't play...

I'm sorry for what I said and did at practice.

Maybe you should kiss my ass, dog. My grades are fine, homeboy.

finds the host team, Bayhill, trying to win the championship...

You got everything figured out, right? So tell me what comes next.

You think everybody's scared of you? I ain't scared of you.

without you nothing good feels as good.

We're a one, Mr. Carter, and have been for the last seven years.

What you achieved goes way beyond the win-Ioss column...

The losing Stops NOW

and I'm all right and shit, it's just...

If the offer still stands, I'd like to coach the team.

Junior, Lyle, Kenyon, and Worm.

You were in the bleachers. We were on court handling business.

is the bitchman from Richmond doing on our side of the turf?

Coach giving us a day off, I guess.

and I look in your classrooms, maybe only one student...

This hand protects the crossover. All right? Palms up!

Then just forget about it. Don't even discuss it again.

And the Bayhill Cougars take the lead with nine seconds left.

Man! I can't keep this shit up, man. I can barely walk.

Well, actually, I was here for another reason.