Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Finally. - But I have a life, I have a husband.

- Oh, it was a conversation pie. - A conversation pie? Of course.

[blues piano music playing]

- I fainted, not died. - I hear you.

Or maybe you're just an asshole.

That, for a week, every time I wake up, you are not in your bed.

- Well, probably not a live one, right? - Yeah.

Wait, I'll explain it to you...

Um, Shirley's really weird about her bed, so...

Get this. I saw a tree, looks just like Meg when she's mad.

Oh, wait, let me guess, the short skirts?

You don't get it. I'm so much like her.

- It's kind of our letter. You were heavily involved. - Uh-huh.

It was the only way that I could get on the team.

Say, Dove, why don't you tell our readers about what it was like facing Joltin' Joe?

Oh, and for future reference, a dove is a pigeon.

[pastor] Now, I ask you to spare what coin you can,

- You do? You know? - Yeah, yeah, baby. It's a blessing.

Yeah, I'm not. Um, about you being on my bed. It's fine.

Oh! The burger!

And if you can care for it and keep it from breaking, well,

He guided me towards my own journey.

- I am! Of course I am. - [woman] Shh!

Because you know Miss Toni's gonna notice you sneaking out.

A coach would be nice.

You were not fine and you know it.

What'd you say?

How are we supposed to practice? can't even see my own face.

I know that, Maxine.

Lead with your hips, and your hands will follow.

- Oh, hey, Guy! Oh! - Hey! Oh, uh...

[speaking English] I have no idea what you are saying. Good job.

Let's get our gear.

Plus, I got this interview at the factory,

Your fastball was like lightning.

Mom will come and see me in all my glory.

But, no, it's just always been naturally this thick ever since I was a baby.

Yikes. Thank you.

Before you know it, you won't be able to sleep, you'll start feeling sick,

[ringing bike bells]

I think we need to switch it up.

Guess you were hiring.

My own purpose. As I'm sure he has done for all of us. Amen.

- Unlike any other. - Oh, man.

But if you can't do that, then stop standing in our way.

Completely broke my dad. That's exactly what I'm doing to Charlie.

[reporter] Right, right. Spice.

You actually get to play?

And center. Stretch it out, girls.

I want that too.

You were the one who said you wanted to just be friends.

- Yeah. - I'm just gonna try one more time.

Guys, we're here to practice.

Okay, see ,now that actually sounds good. You should just say that.

[announcer on radio] ...could not watch a fast pitch

- Are you guys seeing this right now? - [Maybelle] I am so jealous!

[reporter] All right, tell us more about the Majors.

Didn't Miss Rose get hit by a car?

[crowd cheering]

[♪ Dodo Greene: "Hold on"]