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- He's gotta have some... - Just Fowkes.
- Oh! Oh, my God! - [all murmuring]
- So... - Oh. That's nice.
[speaking Spanish] What's going on?
I got a job at the screw factory.
- Thanks. - Yeah, about the baseball practice,
[laughs] Okay. What would she say that that says about you?
A gentleman has requested the opportunity to take you out to dinner this Saturday.
God did He did it
you ladies play with more heart than any guy I've ever seen.
Hi, I just wanted...
[door opens]
on me.
[phone line crackling]
[speaking Spanish] Come with me.
You should see my thigh. It's like ground chuck.
Uh, so, I overheard Sarge and Artie talking,
[Carson] Uh, hey, Coach?
[instrumental music playing]
When Toni was pregnant, her daddy sat me down with an egg
[scoffs]
You look like this and you're a doctor?
[player] Shirley!
Hey, uh, is Mama around? I wanna talk to her about something.
Just sometimes think things would be easier if I was one.
[Dove] Right? Margarita on the Mound,
- Okay, we're going behind Dove's back. Not yours. - Wow. Mm-hmm.
Dove Porter found some magic today.
That's great. All anyone remembered was the bird.
and practicing more in general. And then maybe, just maybe, we could get a goddamn game
You would know.
♪ La, la, la She can pee ♪♪
The stars can't tell you that you're selfish.
Excuse me.
[clears throat]
- Nice. - Yes! Way to go, Esti. That's the way!
- Give me 20 more. - Hey! Lay off her.
[♪ George Fromby: "Count Your Blessings and Smile"]
you would have realized it.
we need God more than ever.
[Lou] Gentlemen, welcome to Rockford Tool and Screw.
[speaking Spanish] Look, no more!
Look, I know you were expecting something different.
- A pie? - A pie.
- I don't want to waste a drop of it. - More adventure.
Stepping up at the salon and stepping up at church.
All right, we get the point, right?
What the hell are you doing?
You see? People think it's a toupee.