Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I don't say please.

- [giggles] - Oh, wow.

- Nice catch! - Nice. You saw that?

But what's a tank without screws?

Yeah. I mean, I'm just waiting for the right time.

If only you bothered to take a second to talk to me,

Not only in your country...

Wait, why? What happened?

[crowd exclaims]

and there was eye contact, and I was alone.

Ted Williams. Tell me more about Ted.

- There was transmission? - Yes.

[parishioner] Yes.

We could, uh, really use the coverage.

Then the ball's gonna slip from your fingers when you snap your wrist.

Can you lift 50 pounds? Are you willing to get the shit burnt out of your hand?

- And maybe you wouldn't be calling me soft. - Oh.

[speaking Spanish] I said mind your own business.

Taught me everything he knows.

- How's it going, chickadee? - Um, it's good.

Things that friends don't usually do.

Friends can mean a lot of different things.

I got your number from Meg. I had to bribe the aide-de-camp for the line,

[announcer] Welcome back, fans.

- Great. - Great.

that I'm taking you seriously, too.

- And I just... - Letter? No, I didn't get one.

being here has really got me straight.

- Your forkball isn't even what made you great. - Oh, really?

[Carson] 'Cause you won't let it be.

And now the elbow.

Mr. Fowkes, I wanted to apologize about the other day.

Two outs and a runner on second, the Belles are looking to take the lead.

Well, every time I'm on a sinking boat, the first thing I do is drop the dead weight.

She's not picking up. I just wanna know if he's written.

and apparently we have the lowest attendance in the league.

I was thinking, maybe we could try, um, I don't know,

- Eight games in and we're the worst team in the league. - [coughs]

Did you turn into Plastic Man when I wasn't watching?

- Ow! - No. Just forget about Dove, okay?

- No! No, no, no, no. - He's still sore about the puffy cheeks thing.

[announcer] Top of the sixth, and it's still tied up at two-two.

It was myself, my mother, my Aunt Fanny, and, uh, Mosha Frankell.

You know, I just remembered, I have been on a date with three women before.

Hey, hey, Miss Toni. Um...

[Jess] Come on, Shirley.

And if you could come and look at it,

You see, I'm a little stubborn. [chuckles]

- That's right. Go for it. - Oh, Miss Gill.

I don't think I've ever met anyone like you, you know that?

I just said those things because I was...

I remember now. Those things.

- But we have this house and... - What are you talking about?