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[Shirley] Oh, Carson, I'm really overwhelmed. Really overwhelmed.
Donald's got the consecration at 8:00.
People'll start talking.
Oh, gosh. 'Cause when I don't hear from Irving for a day,
Okay, now.
- Whoever? - So, hamsters...
- Me? - Yeah.
[sighs] Keep your mess to yourself. I got my own life to worry about.
That one kinda looks like a clam holding a machine gun.
'Cause I had a sandwich earlier, and it turned.
[speaking Spanish] Where are we going?
[song continues]
I don't know what to say.
- Oh, so no more pies then? - Yeah. Okay.
In these uncertain times,
You're taking the business seriously
Well, I'm gonna spend it all.
- Or... Not fly. What does a peach do? - [Jo] Leave the fruit basket?
- [reporter] Dove, thanks, man. - [Dove] Good to see ya.
♪ Tra-la-la-la, la-la, la-la Count your blessings and smile ♪
The truth is I was intimidated by you.
- Yes, Miss Toni. Come on. - Mm-hmm. Remember that now.
Uh, my ex-wife used to make me pies.
- Thank God. - [Carson laughs]
And I want to live up to those expectations.
There's a problem with one of your recruits.
Not the egg again.
Howdy, neighbor.
- How are you doing this? - Practice.
I would like ask one of my flock to give testimony.
- Yeah! - Ooh!
[sighs]
God might, but not you.
and I wanted to show you
I say we send this to your mom as an F.U.
Good morning, Mrs. Brown.
so I'm just giving a little extra push. Pick up those hooves!
[speaking Spanish] Fucking traitor.
[chuckles]
Maybe you wanna speak to one of our other players?
The arm goes up for the next one.
And an interest in the Peaches, which is a rare breed these days.
Hey, you little horse's butt!
We just need to practice more.
I'm a great coach.
- Stop it. I'm not like you. Stop. - What?
You want a real shot, you gotta win him over.
- an... - an...
Tonight, [snaps fingers] the Peaches fly!
Wait, were gonna wake my roommate.
And, what, you got invisibility power too?
and throwing up. I mean, probably, you know.
You gotta be kidding me.
What should I do?
Mmm. So, Vernon, what do you do when you're not watching me play?
Thank you, Shaw.
grew up in Texas from one of the Spanish counties.
Y'all been reading The Defender!
- [Shirley] If you were to... - [Maybelle] Jess, can you teach me?
Reverend Luther, how's that grandbaby doing?
if I didn't give him a headline. Don't push your luck.