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So I may need to postpone your date unless I can find a suitable replacement.
[Shirley] Carson.
Hey, so jealous you had to go behind my back?
I had a speech and everything, and then she just...
[crowd groans]
And my day too now. Not to blame you.
[Max sobs]
But now my day's off too.
Although sometimes I don't feel like I deserve all of it.
Doctor is being used pretty loosely right now.
Oh! Look who finally decided to join the party!
He's not my daddy. He's a jerk.
I even went to Lough Gill.
I need to like... My dress needs to slow down.
Take one more step, I'll give you 100.
[howling]
Very well. Take Shirley with you, also.
Well, look at you, blushing.
- Huh? - [Max laughs nervously]
I was fine before I met you.
[speaking Spanish] They spelled my name wrong.
Don't act like you care now.
- [Shirley] How could you? 'Cause if it goes... - [Maybelle] Oh, my God!
This says I'm supposed to report for my physical in two days.
I have no idea.
Thank you, Pastor, and thanks to God for his grace.
Shellfish.
She's out!
Evening, I mean, sorry, I gotta get used to that.
Hmm.
[speaking English] Oh, oh! This?
What if you weren't looking at me too closely?
- Hot dog's here. Joey's the sausage. - Joey, you scared me!
- [both laughing] - Oh, hey, baby.
Yeah.
[people chatting indistinctly]
Okay... Max.
[muffled music playing]
No, no, you'll just crack me up.
- Oh, come on. - Shh!
Can't wait.
it feels like
All right, okay. Here.
What, that... That I'm hungry or...
- Ugh. - [Jo] Okay, that's all right. That's all right. Shirl,
Oh, but shoot! Carson, rules are rules, right?
♪ Make a hullabaloo ♪
Good luck with the salon.
Tell me about each one.
Do you want me to say that I'm jealous? That I have feelings for you? Fine. I do.
[applause]
Mm-hmm.
- swing like a French hooker at high tide. - Mm-hmm.
How many sinking boats have you been on?
You're never gonna make it through the season pitching like this.
for Rockford's usually reliable Spanish Striker.
Greta, stop. He's gonna make it worse.
Just a pile of metal.
Oh, yeah!
Hanging on some man's arm while you sneak around behind his back.
That's it!