Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right, sucka!

and not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?

Hey, what's going on? Oh.

Leave a message!

Hey, you're not my father, okay?

Chicago, Atlanta, Denver,

to get off his butt and get a job?

if I slept with your mom?

Wait, wait. You're scared of Bernadette?

45 days ago, um, I embarked on

Um, let me just have some coffee first,

I just hope I'm not in over my head.

Now, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm

You're right, I'm not.

the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?

Well, I'm a people person. Mm-hmm.

You were worried about that?

Well, yeah, in my house!

except instead of pushing the fish tacos

Now, have-have you tried doing that?

She feeds him out of her own mouth?

and when my roommate got engaged,

was making me do string theory,

she would've talked to me about.

Oh, yes, please.

Previously on dinosaur train….

I was robbed of my phone and pants,

that can cause a rectum to bleed.

Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.

because my university

Well, it's my house, it's my rules!

I can't take this. I'm out.

Got a hot girlfriend now.