Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT DO WE DO?
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO BECOME HIS BEST FRIENDS
JUST TAKE THE PICTURE SO I CAN GO HOME.
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
THEY BOTH HAVE HOLES IN THEM, RIGHT?
WHERE ARE THEY ALL GOING? THEY SHOULD BE IN BED.
SEE YA, BENNY. OKAY, LET'S TAILGATE.
OKAY.
THAT JESSICA SIMPSON IS ALIVE AND WELL
WE LOVE YOUR FIG NEWTONS.
MORE OF THE FUN FLASK MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
WHO'S DAN?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LUKE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
MAY I HAVE SOME MORE ROAST, PLEASE, GRANDMA?
WELL, TRYING TO.
* ELI YALE
RED'S GOOD.
GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M STARVING, TOO.
RIGHT, YOU TAILGATED.
HI. HI, PARIS.
THEY MUST HAVE THEM.
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF LIGHTS
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW.
DON'T NEED TO. CONTINUE.
YOU JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T.
TOLD YA.
PIPE BOMBS?
OUR DAUGHTER, LORELAI. OUR GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER ABOUT ME.
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE.
HEY, PATTY.
NO, YOU DON'T.
NO ALCOHOL, WALKING DISTANCE TO THE CHURCH,
A DAY TO REMEMBER.
ASHER, MY GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY...
OH, SHOOT, I'M OUT OF TOOTHPASTE.
AND THAT'S GONNA BUM ME OUT.
UGH. UGH.
SHE CAN'T GO LIKE THAT.
Jason: OKAY, SEE, A BETTER MAN,
* IF YOU NEED
GRAB THIS BASKET AND LOOK.
AND ALMOST KEPT ME AWAKE.
OKAY. THANKS FOR THE FOOD.
IT'S THE COOKIES.
ENJOY IT NOW.
THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION HAS VERY STRICT RULES
WELL, YES, I DO.
I'M KIDDING, MOM. I CAN ONLY DO CARTMAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?
NO, NO, NO ONE.
IT'S A FINE DAY FOR FOOTBALL.
HE HATES IT WHEN WE COMMANDEER TWO TABLES DURING RUSH HOUR.
WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE RORY?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU CHICAS?
BUTTON YOUR COAT.
THERE'S NO CELERY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO AT THE HARVARD-YALE GAME?
I'M SORRY, IS THIS WHERE WE'RE GOING TO EAT?
THIS IS THE CURRENT DAN.
SURE, YOU GOTTA PAY THE BILLS.
[ SIGHS ]
THE ORIGINAL HANDSOME DAN.
THANK YOU.
SO HOW ABOUT SUNDAY WE HAVE A MAJOR SEPHORA FIX,
YES, IT'S FOOTBALL --
GET A KID IN HERE AND PICK UP THE SLACK.
YOU HAVE THE PANCAKES?
MAYBE A MOVIE --
PERFECT.
YOU'RE NOT WRITING THIS DOWN.
HOW ARE THINGS?
EW!
* AND STICK IT UP YOUR, HEY
SORRY I BAILED.
THANK YOU.
BUT I AM THRILLED TO BE HERE WITH YOU, RORY.
DONLON JUST HAD HIS COLON REMOVED.