Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU FIND ME REPULSIVE.
GIVE HIM TIME TO GET ANOTHER TICKET.
DID YOU GIVE KIRK A NAPKIN OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET?
ME TOO. I BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN LITTLE BLACK DRESSES.
[ RICHARD CHUCKLES ]
YOU DON'T REMEMBER? BIOLOGY -- THE FROG?
ONLY THE LOSER MINITABLE IS OPEN.
Jason: I TOLD YOU TO GET THE TACOS.
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
AND PICKED UP RIGHT WHERE HE LEFT OFF.
THEY'LL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING REINDEER GAMES?
AND DON'T BOTHER BAGGING IT. THAT'LL JUST SLOW US DOWN.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
AND THREATENED WITH EXPULSION.
WHEN I'M ON A DATE, YEAH.
DID THEY SAY "TAILGATING"? I THINK SO.
THEY WERE AWFULLY PROUD OF THEIR TWINKLERS LAST YEAR.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING IT.
FROM NOW ON, EVERY DAY IS A NICE DAY FOR PIE.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK.
GOOD FOOD, GREAT BAR, QUITE A SCENE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOTBALL GAME OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, TIME FOR THE FUN FLASK.
YOU'RE HOLDING A KNIFE. BEING ARMED DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
[ CHUCKLES ]
I HATE FOOTBALL.
WELL, FINE. FINE!
DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT?
WE BUY A BLOCK OF SEATS, AND WE GOT ONE FOR YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN COMING TO MY DINER FOR YEARS,
YOU'RE HORRIFIED BY WHAT I'M WEARING?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
WE COULD EAT AT THE BAR.
YOU'D RATHER BE IN DENIAL ABOUT THINGS, MOM?
THAT WOMAN IS WORKING MY LAST NERVE.
* BAA, BAA, BAA
WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO MEET YOU AT 9:00?!
UM, MOM...
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOURSELF THINK.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE ARE YOU?
FLOWERS, CANDY.
TAKE THIS WITH YOU.
THAT FLOWERS, CANDY, AND NUMEROUS PHONE CALLS
HEY, DID YOU SEE DAN?
DO NOT COME TO MY DINER.
WHAT WERE THE CHIPS YOU LIKE?
RICHARD, EMILY, HELLO.
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A TICKET?
WE COULD TRY THIS AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME.
IT'S ALMOST 25, WHICH IS, LIKE, ALMOST MID-20s."
IT'S A COLLEGE MEMORY, AND I INTEND ON HAVING
GOODBYE, LADIES.
I FIND NOTHING EXCITING BEFORE 11:00.
THAT'S ALL UNTIL WE EAT.
WE SURE DO. MMM.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT. HAD A LOT OF FOOD TODAY.
AND MEET YOU IN THE PREPARED-FOOD SECTION.
RICHARD, TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME GET A PONY?
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A LAMPSHADE TO WEAR.
OH.
I JUST SAW YOUR FUTURE, AND IT AIN'T GOOD.
DON'T. OKAY.
YES.
LET'S NOT DO THIS AGAIN, OKAY?
OH, I'M ONE AISLE OVER.
WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
BECAUSE IT'S FUN.
WHAT?