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NOTHING PUFFY. STRAIGHT-UP, HARD-HITTING, UNCENSORED.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FATHER AND ME AND RORY!

WE DO NOT JOKE WITH PENNILYN LOTT.

MOM, DO YOU KNOW PARIS?

AND MANAGED TO LOOK INTERESTED

SORT OF A SEE-YA DAY BEFORE YOU GO BYE-BYE?

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, RORY?

SANDY, WHAT IS THIS?

HE DOESN'T WRITE THE ORDERS DOWN,

RIGHT, RIGHT. FOOTBALL?

WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO.

I PITY HIM IF HE TRIES TO RESIST TOO LONG.

SO HOW ABOUT IT? WE'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU.

WOULD LOVE PUMPKIN PANCAKES WITH HOMEMADE CINNAMON BUTTER.

I GET TO HANG WITH YOU BEFORE FINALS.

AND THEY ALREADY HAVE THOSE LAWN TWINKLERS.

SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

OH, WAIT, ARE YOU PENNILYN LOTT, MY DAD'S COLLEGE SWEETHEART?

WE SALUTE YOU, DAN.

SO, I HAVE TO GO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME.

Emily: YOO-HOO, GIRLS, OVER HERE!

I DO TEACH, YOU KNOW.

THIS IS SO COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

DON'T I GET ONE OF THOSE?

AND YOUNG WOMAN.

I SUPPOSE THAT'S NOT IN FASHION.

WE MUST CATCH UP.

I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR A WALK, RICHARD.

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ SIGHS ] YOU STILL HAVE THOSE RESERVATIONS?

I COULD'VE OPENED WITH THAT, COULDN'T I HAVE?

YOU'D HAVE TO HEAR IT.

SHE'S OVER THERE. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HE CAN'T DISTINGUISH BAGELS FROM DOUGHNUTS,

OH, SO, THIS IS TAILGATING.

SO, MENSA'S NOT SENDING HIM A T-SHIRT YET,

JASON, COME ON, THERE ARE A MILLION THINGS HERE.

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU

YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

ALL RIGHT, GIVE OUR BOYS THE STRENGTH

NOTHING'S WRONG.

NO, THE TACOS. YOU LOVE THE TACOS.

WHERE? RIGHT THERE.

I KNOW, BUT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT.

LET ME SAY I GOT US RESERVATIONS AT THE CHINA GARDEN.

I NOW OWE YOU MONEY.

WHAT IF I WANT AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM?

BUT YOU WORK WITH MY FATHER. YOU'RE HATED BY MY MOTHER.

I MEAN, TWO OF US SITTING ALL ALONE IN HERE.

SHE'S STOIC. SHE'S A LOT LIKE DAD.

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,

IT'S 10:00 AT NIGHT,

TED KOPPEL'S HERE.