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TRUST ME, IT'S ALL STORED.
WELL, I'M SORRY, JASON.
EVERYBODY WANTS IT, AND NOW WE'VE GOT IT.
OH, HE WAS FINE. HE WENT TO SLEEP.
TAKES THE ONUS OFF HER DAUGHTER.
THEY'VE RUN OUT OF TABLES OR SOMETHING?
TO DO BATTLE YET AGAIN FOR THE HONOR OF YALE
WELL, LET'S GET GOING.
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO WRITE THIS DOWN.
I JUST NEED TO EAT SOMETHING.
GO. NOW. BYE.
SANDY, I TOLD YOU TO CUT ENOUGH CELERY FOR AN ENTIRE DAY.
FINE. WHICH WAY IS DETERGENT?
COULDN'T BE TRUER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD.
WE'RE GOING TO THE HARVARD-YALE GAME.
SO, YOU'VE LIED TO ME FOR THE LAST 39 YEARS.
LET'S GO. TED WOULD.
I'M RACKING MY BRAIN.
WHY DON'T WE ASK FOR A TABLE OUT THERE?
I DON'T EAT AT THE BAR.
TWO TACOS, AN ORDER OF TAQUITOS, A BEEF BURRITO WITH NO ONIONS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE FROM MY HOOD?
ASHER! OH, LOOK AT YOU!
PEPPER JACK. IT'S IN IF YOU'RE COMING BY TODAY.
YOU WON'T GET BORED?
THAT'S A VERY DANGEROUS CHOICE TO MAKE TODAY, LORELAI.
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? I NEED RAZORS.
BYE, LORELAI.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO THE GAME.
I'VE NEVER EAT THEM. I WAS CURIOUS.
OKAY, I'M GOING.
I'M ALREADY SO BORED OUT OF MY MIND,
APPARENTLY, EVERYONE HAS A FUN FLASK.
I SAW YOU ON "CHARLIE ROSE." YOU WERE GOOD.
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY THE CASE.
BRENNON, SATAN, WHATEVER.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND YOU'RE RUNNING ERRANDS.
MOM? I WAS JUST PETTING HIM.
THEY FLEW IN THE TOP PROSTITUTES
RIGHT HERE AT THE GAME.
OKAY, IS THERE A STAR? WE NEED A STAR.
WHY ARE THEY SHAPED LIKE A CHEST?
BUT THE IMAGES HE'S GATHERING WILL LAST UNTIL HE GETS THERE.
TO SEE IF RORY WANTED TO STOP BY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
TAILGATING WAS INVENTED AT YALE.
I INCLUDED SOME ANECDOTES WHERE YOU WERE CLOTHED, TOO.
TWO MORE OF THESE,
THEY'RE JUST FIG NEWTONS. DON'T GET FREAKY ON US.
DO YOU WANT ONE?
* BULLDOG, BULLDOG, BOW, WOW, WOW *
OH, HELLO, PARIS. JOIN US FOR SOME FOOD?
* IF YOU NEED
SURE.
SPLENDID. RIGHT.
AND, UM, THERE WAS THIS THING WITH MY MOTHER.
IF SHE SEATS US NEXT TO TED,
"23 IS OLD.
WE GILMORES TAKE PART IN.
* YOU TAKE THE OLD COUPLE
NONSENSE. OF COURSE YOU CAN GO.
IT'S THE COOKIES MY GRANDMOTHER...
OKAY.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE.
NOPE, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
NO, NO, LET'S GO.
COME BACK, LITTLE SPARK.
OH, MY.
NO, I DON'T, AND I WISH I DID.
AND THE SMARTS, AND HE DOES KEEP UP.
HMM.
WHY ARE YOU SO SUNNY THIS MORNING?
I WASN'T THE ONE PASSED OUT, SO I HAD A BETTER SHOT.
RICHARD, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO LUNCH.
WE'VE BEEN HAVING LUNCH ONCE A YEAR FOR MANY YEARS.
BECAUSE I GIVE A LOCAL KID A BREAK,
HEY, HOW ARE YA? GO, YALE, HUH?
I THOUGHT THE POINT WOULD BE
AAH!
I DIDN'T HIRE YOU TO GET ME CELERY.
GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA CASH,
FOR MANY A YOUNG MAN.
I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE.
SO SHE WOULD SEE IT AS A PERSONAL ATTACK.
IT'S REALLY GOOD TONIGHT, MOM.
BUT I HAVE TO GO. THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.
THERE'S NO FLASK HERE.
I AND A GROUP OF LIKE-MINDED YOUNG MEN
WELL, CECIL THEN.
OKAY, YEAH, HOME'S FINE.