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HE WOKE UP IN THE MORNING
HOW DID SHE KNOW?
NOT ON THE FIRST DATE, MISTER.
THE HARVARD-YALE GAME.
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
BUT?
NO, THIS IS AN ERRAND.
OH.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE QUARANTINED.
WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S EPISODE
SORRY, REVEREND.
OH, THE FUN FLASK.
I'M NOT HUNGRY. YOU ARE TOO.
GOOD TO KNOW.
COMING BY TODAY? NO, NOT TODAY.
PATTY, WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE STANDING IN LINE FOR?
OH, COOL. CAN I GO?
ABOUT WHAT?
THE GAME.
DAMN THAT ZAGAT GUIDE.
LOVELY. HOW'S WORK?
I MIGHT LIKE HIM.
PENNILYN, WE'RE RUNNING INTO YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
UGH! HOOYAH!
MOM, BENNY. THIS IS MY MOTHER, EMILY.
WELL, SHE WAS JUST, I THOUGHT --
EXCUSE ME JUST A SECOND, WON'T YOU?
WE HAVE INVITED FRIENDS -- IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
SO ONE NIGHT, WE TIED HIM IN BETWEEN TWO MATTRESSES
GET THE BIG ONE.
CUT CAP'N CRUNCH? THAT SEEMS A BIT SEVERE.
HE'S GONNA BE IN SO MUCH PAIN TOMORROW.
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY SAW DAN.
BUT A DATE ISN'T ABOUT CONVENIENCE.
FORGET IT. LET'S GO.
YOU WANT TO GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME?
YEP.
DECIDED TO PROTEST THE NEW DRESS CODE
NO, I DON'T WANNA SIT IN THE CAR AND EAT BY MYSELF.
YOU'RE STEALING MY INTERVIEW.
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T THE FUN FLASK TALKING.
A REALLY WEIRD KID.
THEY MAKE BABIES? THEY PLAY FOOTBALL.
MMM, I LIKE FOOTBALL.
BUT LUKE HAS HIRED HIM, SO WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE YOU.
OH, GOOD.
MARTY. YOU REMEMBERED.
MMM, THE STEAK IS INCREDIBLE.
OH, BINGO. TED KOPPEL'S HERE.
HE NEVER BRINGS YOU FOOD THAT'S HOT OR YOURS,
IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
FIRST OFF, A VISIT TO DAN.
AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
[ CHUCKLES ] NO REASON.
IT'S A TAILGATE PARTY.
JUST ON TRASH DAY.
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. HOW ARE THE GRANDPARENTS?
OH, NAKED GUY.
SO WHAT?
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
HI, BRENNON.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
WE WERE THINKING OF A SUMMER WEDDING.
TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY, CLASS OF 2007.
THANKS AGAIN FOR INTRODUCING ME TO ASHER FLEMING.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE DIRTY BUTTON.
THIS WON'T FIT IN MY PURSE.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *