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GET A SAXOPHONE AND A TIP CUP.
RORY, COME WITH ME.
WHERE?
BY WEARING SILK TIES AND NOTHING ELSE.
SO, TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE GAME?
PENNILYN AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.
I'LL CALL YOU, PENNILYN.
WHERE THE REST OF THE WORLD IS ON A SATURDAY.
SOURDOUGH TOAST, TWO BACONS, TWO SAUSAGES.
THAT COULD STIMULATE THIS MUCH DEBATE?
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? RYE TOAST.
LONGER THAN AN HOUR AND A HALF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
HORNS, TAIL, AND WOLFOWITZ T-SHIRT?
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
YEAH.
WE'RE DONE.
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, THERE WAS MODESTY.
YOU WANTED, UH, SOMETHING, RIGHT?
OKAY.
DID I PUT ON UNDERWEAR?
WHAT TIME?
YEAH?
LIKE A BEER AND A HOT DOG IN THE PARKING LOT?
THE TIME WHEN WE DID IT AND HE WAS MAD.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LEMONADE?
ARE YOU?
MISS? OH, ME? SORRY. THANK YOU.
VERY DIFFERENT.
OOH, LOOK, A TIME CLOCK. LET'S CLOCK IN.
* WE ARE POOR LITTLE LAMBS...
EXCUSE ME?
I THINK I HAVE OFFICIALLY EATEN 1/3 OF A COW.
AND HE HAS WORN THAT FOREIGNER T-SHIRT EVERY SINGLE DAY,
WAS THERE A MEMO?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO "KILL BILL" ME
FROM WHAT?
RORY IS DRESSED IN YALE COLORS.
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT UNTIL WE WIN OR LOSE?
THE PLACE IS BOOKED SOLID.
IS THERE ANY DESSERT
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA EAT IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT.
TASTE THAT, LORELAI.
NO. JESS SEEMS TO BE GONE FOR GOOD.
WHY DO WOMEN DO THAT?
DID I JUST ASK YOU TO CHECK IF I PUT ON UNDERWEAR?
CRIMSON IS HARVARD'S COLOR.
YES, YOU ARE.
GOD, WHO'S YOO-HOOING? OH, MY GOD.
OKAY, GO. FINE.
DO YOU LIKE HIM?
THAT SOUNDS VERY EXCITING. IT IS.
AND YOU HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD LOGIC BACKING YOU UP.
UM, I CAN GET YOU CELERY, MOM.
YOU SURE?
NO CHALLENGE WAS TOO GREAT. WE WANTED TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
UH, NO, I'M GOOD.
STANDING IN LINE, BECAUSE I'M A FOLLOWER.
WE ASK ABOUT OUR HEALTH, OUR CHILDREN.
HOLD ON.
ARE YOU SURE?
AND FOCUS SOLELY ON THE REINDEER.
NO, I'M NOT THE DIEHARD FAN THAT, SAY, YOU ARE, MOM,
SAME TO YOU.
PERFECT. YOU?
RIGHT NEXT TO OUR ROOF.