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off your back and into a tuxedo,
Think thin, baby girl.
Excuse me, Kimmy Lee and Hoda...
No, if I'm gonna do this,
♪ I kick and splash and I look real cool ♪
I didn't do anything.
but I would point out that you made the choice
But why a roller coaster?
I hate you!
(SCOFFS)
But hey, do you always
(SCREAMING)
The stanky burps, girlfren!
Heavens to Murgatroyd.
I kind of want someone who remembers stuff.
Have you been reading Chipotle bags again?
Obviously, I can't be the person to help you.
Late for work, huh?
No, you're Dursting.
so I'm good for a couple more hours.
Andrea.
It's called compartmentalizing, and it's not a problem,
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
You up, question mark,
I was not prepped for this level of pep, Peppy Le Pew.
♪ And you're probably feeling pretty bad... ♪
Women are funny!
You told me this was about your drinking.
(BLOWING FORCEFULLY, HOWLING WEAKLY)
Is this where you live?
You'll find yourself wandering along a highway
Number two... The deuce:
Ugh, did I write myself another note during the day?
Special night?
passed on to R&B heaven.
He's dressing as his favorite silicone joint sealant.
You got in a fight, didn't you?
Oh, this isn't Trent's house.
I farted in there.
because you're nice.
This is what healthy burps smell like.
any amazing jobs in this apartment.
Now I'm giving them beach waves.