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I stood in front of that store for hours before I realized
♪ Yumbip, flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪
and met a dog.
(SCREAMS)
I helped Ms. Jacqueline get divorced and poor.
Oh, baby girl...
How would you feel if I threw up?
They latched on to my tongue!
Even my cat forgets I'm there.
I have so many unread emails!
(I'M FREAKING OUT PLAYING)
- Hello? - It's Andrea!
- You said you'd say that. - When?
to the state licensing board, Trent, Dr. Gursky,
♪ Unbreakable ♪
♪ ♪
You're crazy!
So funny!
She just ruins my stuff in front of me.
You never can.
You guys.
Happy as a clam.
You like this, lesbo?
if you actually did something today?
So I took your advice.
Seventy-ninth and Columbus.
I forgot about the ants!
Ooh, see?
(BANKSTON) ♪ Unbreakable ♪
Puns getting better.
Sweet Baby Jesus Jones.
It's from Now That Sounds Like Music!
Are you serious?
No thanks to John Mayer.
Junk? Past?
The bunker and the Reverend
What's up, Doc?
Lookit, I need a shower.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Do you know how I got rug burns on my hands and knees?
(MAN) Excuse me, Dr. Bayden.
Listen, I'm telling you this because I love you.
because I know the words to describe it.
Exit to your right.
You're doing this.
♪ I'm freaking out... ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
Lik-a-Stix can be found
Morning, Charlie!
I mean, I tucked you in and helped you
I love you!
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
(MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC)
Oop, let me help you there.
- Maybe try eBay? - On the Internet?
I do have ants in my pants due to some pocket taffy.
and then you El DeBarge in here telling me about your needs?
the doors weren't automatic!
So, like, clenched up tight, full of grit,
- Harold, damn it. - Couch man!
♪ Yeah, I'm sure it's a fin ♪