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If I weren't so drunk, I could steal a dog by myself.
Hell, I tried to buy a tape tower.
I can't get pregnant.
Here, boy or girl.
♪ But now I'm not sure ♪
cut up pictures of someone named Trent.
I should charge you for all this free therapy...
IM HIKING ON SUNLIGHT WHOOOHOO!! We totally love Kimmy!!!
Look at this face.
Why does it smell like a pine tree gave birth to an onion in here?
But that's not gonna stop me.
It’s okay because I know the words to describe it
who would blackmail...
(ROOSTER CROWING)
R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly cassingle.
Who shoved me?
and having to chew my own haircuts,
He did those burps.
What is the significance...
Ugh, why does this keep happening?
I'm sorry, who are you?
(SIGHS) Of course not.
The couch pulls out, so I can't get pregnant
I'll build my own tape storage!
NUMBER THREE: how you sleeping?
You're a helper and a self-sacrificer.
What do you mean therapy?
Why don't you go out and get us more tape storage?
Yes, I have been feeling a bit low.
pink cocaine and poop?
Why won't you open?
They make the best vodka in a glass.
like George Washington or Bradifer.
Is Cate Blanchett good, or is she just tall?
Why don't I let you answer that?
Oh, you.
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