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Why is it so warm in November?
All right.
I told my roommate that I valued my own needs,
but I'm gonna prove you wrong.
I'll have you know some youths threw those Oreos at me.
♪ ♪
Dang it, Harold!
Who eats Oreos in their sleep?
Is zach edey good or just tall?
What have I done?
(SCOFFS)
Andrea, this morning, my body went to Coney Island without me.
My needs are as important as yours.
I can't miss the morning rush.
But I know I could get that vodka monkey
Too bad!
And if I'm being honest, it's not the first time
When Samuel L. Jackson asks what's in my wallet,
(GROANS)
More like impossible.
Wait, you're a psychiatrist?
Crummy!
This doesn't look like where they sent Dylan McKay
You need to go home and tell him...
Day me sucks.
to see things through, but you couldn't.
Well, I guess sometimes I put oth... (BURPS)
This is Hiking on Sunlight by Kartuna and the Wigs.
sick of listening to all that weak-tit Manhattan angst.
Depressed people.
You did your one-man show once.
and if you get pried open, you'll die?
And you should be working on the book.
They're the farts of the face.
For cassettes.
I mean, with all the stuff Titus has going on...
Oh, if you need to, that's fine.
Huh? Where am I?
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
You know, there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.
What? Why?
No shiss, Herlock!
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