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What should we do with this Judas priest?
I was trying to tell people that God is in your heart,
Oh, relax, bitch.
(school bell rings)
NPR ANNOUNCER 2: Yes, yes, it is.
I just hope what I said resonated with a few of you.
Even for a pastor,
You don't agree with that, Ned?
and have no idea what it means.
It's full of nothing but crushing disappointment.
Oh, why pretend?
And I'm wearing three sweaters.
Oh, you'll get your hearing.
-Glad to have... -Bup-bup-bup.
You-you can. (chuckles)
Are you sure you aren't just attracted
Reverend, you're very concerned with the Bible.
FLANDERS: Reverend? If that is your real honorific.
So, I know some of you still have some questions about me.
(chuckles) What about 2 Thessalonians 1:9?
In my family, you don't say goodbye to someone
Do we throw it back? What's your custom?
Can't you be on my side for once?
You know what I mean?
Another paradise lost.
Romans 11:32.
(gasping)
Reverend Wright?
Oh, boy.
Also, I told Marge I was going for a colonoscopy
And I'm just back from Michigan.
(sighs) Well, the crickets agree.
was to bring us together. "Religion."
-Well, you could try. -(laughs)
...tiful wife and kid.
¶ And now Jesus makes three ¶
NPR ANNOUNCER: And that's an excruciating half nelson.
You think he's...