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I need to pee.
-No, they didn't. -No.
-The brick is the message. -Them's my people.
Well, maybe you can find what you need in here.
Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
BOTH: Church, steeple,
¶ For the first time ¶
lost his job and swore reveng.
Our NPR station broadcasts wrestling.
Reverend, you come to dinner at my house!
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
¶ I've got Buddha ¶
Like Lisa, one who may change the world.
And I just want to say, rot in Hell, Bible burner.
And that man's name
Where the hell have you been?
(chuckles)
¶ Happen sometime ¶
You better sit down.
when it's not part of a big montage
Well, as my Lord Buddha said,
I have a few notes.
I'm gonna pretend I heard "amen."
I have a couple here to see you.
Lisa, you're really bringing down the first Sunday of Lent.
if they believed in God in Hawaii.
(groans)
Well, look at you,
Wow.
I hear there's a little dirt on the collar of a man
Why would you burn a Bible?
When he speaks, I feel like he's speaking only to me.