Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU GOTTA HAVE IT BE UNEXPECTED.
THIS IS A FANTASTIC CLUB, JASON.
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TWO. TWO TO SELL.
LET ME TAKE OVER, JIM.
BRENDON, SO WHAT?
NO.
BACK AT YOUR PLACE, RIGHT?
STUFF WE WOULD ENJOY AS A TEAM?
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT
DA, DA, DA, DA. LIFE IS A TEST, PAULA.
IT'S LORRAINE CHRISTENSON. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
STICK WITH THIS TOWN.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Allison: THE TWO OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
YOU, STARBOY, AND YOU, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE,
UM, YEAH, I GUESS.
NOT-NOT A MEMBER? I DON'T--
I SEE.
SURE, BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE.
COUNTRY CLUB. GETTING KICKED OUT
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUTTHEAD!
SO WE CAN'T POSSIBLY GO TO THE OPERA.
BIRD FEEDING SIDE--
I JUST--I'M SPEECHLESS.
YES, YES I AM.
FOR IMPERSONATING A MEMBER.
[BELL RINGING]
REALLY? COULD YOU TELL 'EM I'M BUSY OR SOMETHING?
IS EVERYTHING OK?
IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.
3 GRILLED CHEESES?
BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE COULD A...
AND BOUGHT THE TICKETS TO THE OPERA, SEE?
WHEN YOUR NEXT COMPETITION IS.
AND USE THE COUNTRY CLUB FOR A DAY.
LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE
LOOK, THE POINT IS, BRENDON, THIS GIRL, SYLVIA--
HOW'S YOUR TYPING?
NO? NO.
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO AGAIN.
I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING THERE.
OH, SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
BEYOND A CERTAIN AGE,
TAXI!
WAIT, AND THEN WHAT, LOSE THE TICKETS AGAIN?
NOT YET 'CAUSE WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO IT.
RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT--
Child: I HATE OATMEAL.
NOW, WOULDN'T, THEORETICALLY,
[FURIOUS TYPING]
I GUESS I COULD EAT.
CHEATING ON YOUR TEST, PAULA?
YOU'RE JASON.
I DON'T GET IT.