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GOOD-BYE, BRENDON.
IT GIVES US AN IDEA
REALLY? I THOUGHT UM, HMM...REALLY?
DUE TO PERSONAL-- FEMALE THINGS.
OH, GREAT. I'M GONNA REWIND THE TAPE.
Allison: WELL, THAT'S TOUGH, ISN'T IT?
THANKS.
LIKE WHAT?
I JUST DO IT WHEN I FEEL
THIS IS YOUR DESTINY AND THINGS.
UM, HE ISN'T THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS.
BUT A SECOND AGO YOU SAID YOU WERE--
YEAH, NO, I WOULD,
5234.
THEN YOU DON'T GIVE HER THE OPERA.
OK. WELL, THAT'S FINE.
TELL US, PLEASE.
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT
SURE.
THIS'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW, ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE TODAY.
'CAUSE ALL THE SMART, PRETTY GIRLS, YOU KNOW,
Allison: SHE'S WHAT?
HEY, WE'RE CALLING YOUR MOTHER AND THAT'S FINAL.
WHICH COMPETITION, BY THE WAY.
LIKE AS FAR AS LIKE A REPRESENTATIVE?
Woman: JOHN McGUIRK?
YEAH, SO DO THESE GUYS.
NO. I'M SICK OF SWIMMING.
LOOK KID, WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER.
ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?
TAKING TESTS, YOU KNOW?
John: OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GORGEOUS.
BUT WRONG.
WHAT-WHAT, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE? WE CAN.
DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT WAS
UH-HM.
I'M SORRY, JIM.
OH, THERE IT IS.
DID YOU FINISH YOUR OATMEAL?
UM, YES, OF COURSE.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,
BUT LISTEN, I'M DYING TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOU.
THAT YOU'RE A LIAR, YOU KNOW?
ON A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT.
WELL, IT'S BORDERLINE POSTPRODUCTION MUTINY.
[CHILDREN ARGUING]
IT'S JUST THAT MY FAMILY
[SIGHS]
WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR HAIR WET.
CAN WE GET PIZZA? PERFECT.
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