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YOUR INTERNET START-UP THAT'S GOING PUBLIC.
OH...EHH...
BECAUSE I COULD CHARGE IT TO MY ACCOUNT
BRENDON, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
[YELLING]
Allison: SPEAKING.
FOR MYSELF AND FOR HER,
BEING RELATED TO THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?
OK, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STARBOY
CANNONBALL!
WAIT, YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL BY LYING?
AND THEY'RE WILLING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE, OK?
DON'T TREAT US LIKE IDIOTS.
UH...OH...
WHO HAVE SOME INTEGRITY AND LOYALTY,
MAY I HAVE YOUR TEST THEN?
LOOK, DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, BRENDON.
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
LOOK, I JUST--I--
POOH!
AND BEFORE I FORGET, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
I JUST DON'T--
OH, OH MY GOSH. UH...FEMALE THINGS.
BRENDON, WHAT'S GOING ON?
ONLY CARE ABOUT TYPING,
OK, LOOK, WE'VE ALREADY SHOT
THAT WOULD IMPRESS ANY LADY I KNOW.
OH, RIGHT. NO, THAT MAKES SENSE. YEAH.
LOOK, LOOK, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE ENTIRE MOVIE YET.
I CAN'T--I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER.
WELL, CAN YOU JUST HAND IT TO ME?
WELL I'LL BET YOU DO GREAT THIS TIME,
WHAT? UH, NOTHING.
TO GET OUR FOOD, ALL RIGHT?
NAH, IT'S PROBABLY FINE.
WHAT DO YOU DO, HUH? CANNONBALL.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT HAPPENS.
WHY WHAT?
BRENDON, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING?
OF SPENDING YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY
IT'S KINDA TOUGH IN THIS TOWN, BRENDON,
A TEAM?
BRENDON...
the ball is in your court
RIGHT. AND HAVE GREAT SUCCESS.
BUT I WAS WONDERING
SO, BRENDON, HOW'S THE STARBOY THING GOING?
[PHONE RINGING] HOLD ON. HELLO?
BUT WE MIGHT STILL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY
WELL, YOU--PAULA?
GO FORTH AND CONQUER.
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