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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
OR TWO PERSON, LIKE PING-PONG.
THEY MUST BE BACK AT MY PLACE.
YOU KNOW, GET GOOD SERVICE.
YOU HEAR THAT, BRENDON?
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU WANT TO CHAT, HMM?
WHO SAYS I DON'T, YOU KNOW.
SURE.
BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ON IT.
YOU KNOW, WHO'S THIS GUY?
WELL, IS THERE A MENU?
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SPEND ALL MY TIME
[CLICK, ARGUING]
SO YOU GUYS ENJOY YOURSELVES.
Allison: SORRY. SWEETHEART?
I'M LIKE A SEXLESS JOHN GLENN.
UH, I WANT SOME STOCK TIPS.
SO, HOW DID WE DO?
HEY, LOOK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, CHIEF, I'M A WAITER.
GREAT! TELL HER WE'RE OUT OF MILK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
ON MY THING, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CURRENTLY?
AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE
YES.
I LIKED THE LAST THING YOU DID,
WILL TURN YOUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.
[SCREAMING]
UM...HOLD ON. I HAVE IT IN MY WALLET.
NO. JUST IT'S-- THIS IS A FANCY CLUB
HOW DID YOU DO?
I'M ACTUALLY GREAT.
ARE YOU JASON?
MY PLEASURE.
YEAH.
YOU'RE 8. WHY PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS?
WHAT ARE YOU-- HOW DO YOU SUGGEST
OH, WHY THE HELL DID I TELL HER
WHY DO WE PLAY THIS CRAZY GAME
WHY? WHY?
WOW, LORRAINE, HOW ARE YOU?
HEY, LORRAINE.
AS LONG AS SHE BELIEVES
HAPPENS TO BE DRY.
OH, GOD.
OH, PAULA, I DON'T TEST WELL.
AND YOURS IS FINE, RIGHT?
ALECK? I'M NOT ALECK.
OR IN YOUR CASE PROBABLY BEER.
I'M THE STARBOY?
WELL, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
GREAT.
YES, IT THERE-- WHY, WHY?
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH.