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JUST USUALLY IT DOESN'T TAKE 1/2 HOUR
GREAT. WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN A FAT HAG, LIKE ME?
IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE GO OUT
IT'S PART OF BEING A WOMAN,
BRENDON, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL HER
WHO CARES? THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
YOU SHOULD SEND THAT BACK.
WHY DO WE DO-- I DON'T KNOW.
NOTHING.
WHO WAS THAT?
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HERE FOR--
YES.
HEY.
AND HAVE A FANTASTIC EVENING TALKING ABOUT SOCCER.
YEAH.
NO.
AND I CAN TYPE, BRENDON, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE.
HEY, IT'S ME, JOHN McGUIRK.
AND I'LL UNDERSTAND
Brendon: APPRECIATE IT.
I MEAN, LET'S JUST GO THEN
SHE BE DISAPPOINTED?
HELLO? HEY, MOM. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
NOTHING IRREPARABLE HAS HAPPENED HERE.
ALL RIGHT?
YEAH--WHAT?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE THING.
LOOK, HERE'S AN OLD TRICK, RIGHT?
THIS PLACE SUCKS, ANYWAY.
TO RE-EXPLAIN IT IN LYRICS, YOU KNOW?
DON'T ANSWER.
I DON'T LIE ALL THE TIME.
ALL RIGHT, YOU MEET HER SOMEWHERE,
WELL, WERE YOU GUYS SURPRISED?
MY MOM LOVES FLOWERS, YOU KNOW?
IN YOUR PLACE, WITH THE GIRL.
AND WE COULD BE HERE ALL DAY.
GUYS, SHUT UP.
EVERYTHING WENT WELL?
YOU GET TO USE THE SPA AREA,
WHAT? OK, NOW THIS IS GETTING WEIRD, ALL RIGHT.
UM, UH YEAH.
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING--
OH, NO REASON,
WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES?
THEN WHO NEEDS 'EM? LIE TO MEN.