Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THANK YOU.
JOHN McGUIRK, FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
HELLO? HELLO? ALLISON? HELLO?
THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT.
YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE,
JUST NOT WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
WHAT?
SEE, I DON'T KNOW.
OH, NO, BRENDON. I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME HERE.
UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP, JOHN,
LIFE IS A TEST.
YEAH, SEE, BUT WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT?
RIGHT? OR THE GOVERNMENT.
AS YOU WISH.
BUT OH, NO. I FORGOT THE TICKETS.
HI, TWO GRILLED CHEESES, PLEASE,
[BEEPING]
WE TOTALLY APPRECIATE IT, JASON.
YES. I WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR OPINION ON THAT
NO, YOU GOT--I THINK I--
THE BODYBUILDING COMPETITION.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ALECK. YOU GOT THE WRONG KID!
LOOK, BUDDY, YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
NO!
ONE SECOND.
WHY? BECAUSE HE ISN'T.
OR YOUR PARENTS. OR GOD.
AND WE'LL MEET THEM--
BUT IT'LL MAKE FOR A GOOD SURPRISE ENDING.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
GOOD. GOOD.
OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S, YOU KNOW--
THERE'S NO "M" ON THIS--
Man: WAITER?
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S SLOW AS IT IS
YEAH. WHAT'S-- WHAT'S GOING ON?
YEAH, WHY?
WELL, YEAH.
YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE TO BE MISERABLE.
LYING TO PEOPLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
YES.