HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
BUT OH NO, I'M FEELING A LITTLE TIPSY...
BUT, I CAN DEFINITELY GET YOU IN,
WHICH IS IMPORTANT,
BRENDON? YES?
Allison: YES. HI.
NOT A MEMBER YET.
I KNOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
AHH!
I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT.
MOST OF THE ACTORS
WELL, THE JOB MARKET'S TOUGH, YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
THE TRICK IS, I THINK, UM,
THAT I'D MEET THEM LATER, SO...
Brendon: NOT LIKE A SOFTBALL TEAM,
FROM THE WINE,
AHEM, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
ARE PROBABLY WORKING ON DIFFERENT PROJECTS
THE COUNTRY CLUB.
YEAH. I'D BE REALLY SURPRISED BY THAT.
YEAH.
Man: I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
BE THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?
HEY, UH, WHY CAN'T STARBOY
MOM, CAN YOU PASS THE TYPEWRITER, PLEASE?
AND YOU GUYS DON'T.
YES?
TOO FAR GONE? LOOK, YOU MORONS!
UGH!
YEAH.
AND WHO HE IS, YOU KNOW,
WHILE PEOPLE LIKE ME,
THIS IS MY COUNTRY CLUB.
SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER I WAS FAT.
DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY FROM YOU?
[BELL RINGING]
WHOO! YEAH!
NO REASON.
OH, WHERE THE "M"?
LISTEN, YOU LITTLE SMART ALECK.
I MEAN, I'M HERE AND I'M TRYING TO TAKE THIS TEST,
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU
UM, WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HERE?
YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR DINNER,
IT'S IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW--
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
NO? WELL HOW ABOUT MY MOTHER?
YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.
Man: OK. ALLISON?