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I don't opt for happiness. I opt for happiness.
They are a loathsome, offensive brute.
If you were going out with her, it'd be a different story.
He likes the pop-in. I've told him how I hate the pop-in.
- Elaine, just take the cap off. - No! Get off of my hat!
She does abstract stuff. In fact, she's painting Kramer right now.
She was a guest of my father's.
Pinheads.
...you know, I feel like I'm stealing from you.
I was primed for the first row. I was gonna put my feet on the dugout.
Five thousand? Why would anybody buy Kramer for $5000?
- Maybe you should ask him. - I don't have to.
My father's the Yankees' accountant. It's the owner's box.
Well, fan... You know, my father-
Oh, are you interested?
That's Lenny West, my accountant, who's a hell of a guy.
- There's your cap! - Let's go.
chatty gal
Not if you have a lot of money.
Hey, how you doing?
- There's George. - Look at him.
There's nothing to read. It's yesterday's news.
Well, I was leaving anyway. So we're on for tomorrow?
How dare you impugn my clicking.
All my life I've dreamed of sitting front row, behind the dugout.
It's a bunch of squiggly lines.
We took him to the emergency room. The x-rays were all negative.
We're not gonna show it, don't want to encourage that kind of behaviour.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah. So Lenny gave me the tickets for tomorrow night.
Maybe I was wrong about her.
How's it coming?
- Yeah. - Okay. Bye.
No, no, no. George, a deal's a deal. I want you to have it.
- Enjoy the game. - Thanks.