Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Seriously, why would you wear something like that?

You fall in love with these women even if they don't deserve you.

Looks like one of Robin's earrings. Huh! That's weird.

You've been telling me to break up with her.

I didn't know I was feeding you the words that would lead to your breakup.

Wait. Those are your pajamas? You sleep in a pajama suit?

I did this because I care about you!

Okay, like what?

- Wow. So you ended it? - Yeah.

Did you at least TiVo it?

I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?

OLDER TED: So, Robin and I enjoyed a gourmet dinner.

MARSHALL: "P.S. Sorry the envelope was already open.

Hi. We were just having a "Who's hornier?" contest

but you have the luxury of not knowing what I know,

You can have it to yourselves.

That's not a memory. That's from a porn movie.

I've ever seen in my life. Anyway...

Sophomore year.

I probably want to be married.

I mean, yeah, she's got boobs, but...

Turns out Lily has taken it upon herself to sabotage

- Where do you see yourself in five years? - Where do you see yourself?

Whatever, dude. It's comfy.

How can they call that thing you're on a morning show?

Wow. Thanks for sugarcoating it.

You’re the fan of 2024 The Resa wines

One, no need to wear anything underneath.

We just want to support you.

Not just any movie. That's the exact scene from...

- What do these bad boys feel like in bed? - Come on. Let's go see.

I really am sorry.