Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, here's a fun question, just for fun.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

You got lucky. Okay?

What about you?

Don't read a book or anything.

I've known you 12 years, and I can honestly say,

I knew you were listening! Yes!

Stop talking to me like I'm your enemy!

It will. That water will kill you. It is a toxic deathtrap.

- Hi. - Hi. What are you...

I have to lie perfectly still so I don't wrinkle my suit-jamas.

And she'll help you find other girls to have sex with?

(SIGHS) What a story. So brave of you to share that.

Okay, you know what? Fine, make your little jokes.

Anyway, here's his obituary.

God, I hated him.

- Admit it! - There's nothing to admit!

So that's where my Creed CD went.

Ted's just been through a bad breakup.

- Did you break me and Robin up? - You're damn right I did!

Ted, think about how awesome you, me and Marshall are.

to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone.