Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLA YING)

probably saved you from a crappy and very expensive first marriage.

LIL Y: "Ted, I'm sorry.

Ted looks at Karen and sees the first person to touch his wiener

Look, I'm not saying what I did was right, but...

Lily just told us that she broke you and me up.

Seriously, spare no details.

that happened a couple of months back.

That was you? This is insane!

(BOTH EX CLAIM)

KAREN: They seem happy.

on that front porch with. Well, you know what?

I think it's 'cause they met in high school.

But at least I'm not wearing a dress.

I'd regret it forever.

I am so glad that is the one you watched!

We both needed to move on, do our own thing.

4:00 a.m. is still the middle of the night.

What did she say? What did you say? How did it feel?

So when I picture the future, I picture us all together.

You know, I feel a little breeze down there. It's nice.

I'll tell you what,

And I realized, maybe it shouldn't matter what my friends think of my girlfriend,

hasn't rotted out their blowholes yet.

I don't see how you do it.

It's my life. I call the shots.

by that Korean channel that only shows Kim Jong II riding a horse,

(MARSHALL SNICKERS)

If there was ever the tiniest chance of that, I swear I didn't do anything.

You have no idea how to play bridge, do you?