Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OLDER TED: In March of 2009, I'd been dating my high school girlfriend Karen

- Or Robin. - Robin, Robin...

I need another drink.

OLDER TED: The next night, I was still angry at your aunt Lily.

Did you break us up, too?

No, Ted! No! I would never...

Wait! Marshall didn't do it.

Yes. Yes, they are. Thank you.

So whenever you've been dating somebody for a while,

(CHUCKLES) That's wonderful.

and we're still single, we...

What's the front porch test?

- BARNEY: Uh-huh? - Mmm-hmm.

Sometimes, she'll even put out a vase of freshly cut flowers.

I knew this was a mistake. That's it. It's over.

They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking.

Marshall. Oh, it's been so long.

Lily, you had no right to interfere in my relationships.

I didn't say I liked them.

- You're wearing a tie. - First of all, it's a sleeping cravat.

You know, how is this person gonna fit in with our group over the years?

- What are you talking about? - You've always hated Karen.

You did it. You put the earring in my bed so that Karen would find it.

but you wanted completely different things out of life and refused to deal with it.

You can wear whatever you want and still get laid.

You don't want the truth because deep down,

- It's true. - That's what I've been saying.