Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why should I believe you?
happy, weightless, with a heart full of joy.
Hey, hey, we shouldn't be celebrating.
- Kind of makes you wonder. - Yeah.
- Little Barney says, "Mahalo." - Mmm-hmm.
So if you want to be my plus one, Lily's a damn good cook.
He was accessorizing!
I guess I get it.
Wow, no wonder Marshall dies at 68.
Yeah, I totally should have said that.
Hey, remember your old college roommate?
Listen, Ted, you're great, and this is so difficult,
and then you and I would never have become best friends.
"Douche" is sugarcoating it.
So, if it weren't for you, Ted and I might still be dating?
I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?
It's a nightshirt
Mmm, a deuce.
Tell me more about being married.
Oh, well, I got a great deal on them, so...
you can't manipulate people like that!
So, live long and prosper. Whatever.
- What gives you the right to do that? - Ted, I did it for your own good.
Don't even say that. Okay?