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who wanted you to propose after, like, two months?
We look at Karen and see a jerk.
You probably want to be in Tokyo or Paris.
Marshall's wearing a nightgown! Marshall's wearing a nightgown!
Sabotaging our relationship? I got to say,
and you're not nearly the man you want to be, what does she do then?
and we spilled massage oil all over ourselves.
- Look, I didn't mean to... I was just... - No! I don't even want to hear it!
So, you're this comfy every night, and Lily still has sex with you?
- No, it's not... - I cannot believe this.
You know what's fun? Fun questions.
"It doesn't matter to me who you marry.
but I think we're looking for different things.
Well, sometimes, when you're married,
- Ted, now! - Yeah, coming!
the bar is set pretty damn high.
Plus the show's not half bad, right?
Oh! The show. Sorry. Something special happen?
I love flowers.
Yeah. That's what marriage is all about, man, unconditional love.
Did you break us up, too?
Marshall, I just found Robin's earring on your dresser.
- Lots of reasons. - I bet you can't name five.