Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I do the front porch test.

even using the specially-ordered, extra-low bar

And why are these guys wearing nightgowns?

(SIGHS) So, how mad are you?

while you've cheated on me, like, six times, bitch.

Yes! Yes! A million times, yes!

Yeah. Ted, Karen's a douche.

We'll all put on PJs. We'll watch Robin's show.

when you're worried you've made all the wrong decisions in life,

(ALL EX CLAIMING)

I don't know what Ted sees in that horrible woman.

- It's a nightshirt. - It's called a nightshirt, Robin.

many of my relationships, including ours.

Maybe if you agreed upon that beforehand, yeah.

Second, it's not about comfort.

Or you would have stayed together far too long,

So whoever you marry, whoever joins Team Awesome,

We'll talk about it tomorrow. Sweet dreams, slugger.

You broke me and Karen up? Are you insane?

And if Clarence the angel says it's true, it must be true.

Why do you have to look good all the time?

- All right, it's a deal. - Yeah.

that those breakups, while tragic,