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would call "an obvious choice."
And get this, Gerald fell again.
Aww.
There's no carseat back here.
You know, we're running lowon jungle juice.
I just, um...
Uh, I'm more concerned aboutthe city taking our baby away.
and give a foot massage to the winner of my game night.
Not only are we moving,
I wouldn't say that.No, I d-- I don't think --
You get to trade these five eggs
That'll do.
Hey, everybody!
Too proud.
Hey, where you running off to, little buddy?
Oh, come on!
Oh! My back!
How do you know?You haven't even been around us!
but how hard is it just to hold it in?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And that is stressing me out because eleven years ago,
Some reason,I thought that being a mother
Okay.
to the sound of an accordionon the Rue de Montparnasse.
Got it.Have a good year, everybody!
When I got to the pet store, I was down one python egg,
when, in fact,it is a Merlot from Bordeaux.
Land on your bottom.
Okay, this is too soon.
Oh, I can't waitto take him to his first rodeo.
We have a wine cellar?What's a wine cellar?
Ohh! Oh, Mom!
Calm down.
I spilled my drinkat the party, and Doug cameWe had a huge party, and a snake guy came,
Oh, it happens to me all the time.
Okay, Lily, you don't need a carseat.
I really think we could make the Dean's List.Tch!
We need to work on my baby reveal.