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♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
I should call him.
Well, lightweight construction materials.
"Ladies, if you want to lose a quick 60 pounds, go to the moon."
Don't be scared. We're gonna find out anyway.
What's your name?
[watch buzzing]
-Thank you, General. -Mmm.
Well, now everyone in the restaurant knows
[ominous music playing]
Three thousand feet.
But no one can own part of the moon.
-Okay. All right. -All right, all right.
-What? -Nope. Good night.
I like "It's good to be back on the moon."
We've also heard of the green screen.
Okay, okay. What do you see there?
Can you switch me to a private channel, please?
-What the fuck? -Erin, the f-word.
Adrian, get some rest.
He said he wasn't gonna tell you, so I'm glad he changed his mind.
I went to a Halloween party a few years ago as a film negative.
Anyway, you only got your position
I met him a few years ago at an anti-proliferation conference.
She makes me laugh.
What if your friend, who runs the Navy,
Roger. Copy, Space Force One. You are go for landing.
We have liftoff.
Please, just walk me through how-- how this could work to our advantage if--
Who wants to go first?
-I don't know about that. -I do.
That is not okay.
Manual altitude control is good.
I'm calling you in the hopes of clearing something up.
-You need to relax. -Why don't we use them?
-What about the Fra Mauro formation? -Asteroids.
That's all the running you've been doing.
Oh! Hey, ho!
You're gonna love the moon.
-whether it be emotional or physical... -Okay.
It's easy, Brad. You just give the name to our head media manager.
Okay. Yeah.
Dr. Zhang, this is Dr. Adrian Mallory.
So I am in an awkward position right now
My entire career will depend on what happens in the next 36 hours.
[sighs]
This is how we should always do it.
Next time you're gonna do it!
You really think that number's gonna go up when you start fucking around?
If you and Mom are just gonna disappear,