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You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that
Science is a brotherhood.
of our temperature experiment.
See, their research base is here.
We planned a very specific lunar landing site.
About 100 miles away.
Honey, you can count on me.
Oh, yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Hey, Dad.
I still love my wife.
Not in our current orbit.
I have all of these scientists and astronauts,
Verify actuators.
What the shit?
The Chinese just claimed the entire Sea of Tranquility crater
Drilling equipment
Space Force One,
Oh, no, no, no. Thank you for getting it.
the whole Chinese government, and they're all waiting for me,
[exhales]
Ah.
First of all, allow me to say that I am delighted to be speaking with you,
If it doesn't go well, you'll certainly lose your position.
This would be a date.
God. No.
after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.
-Zero. -Fucking sons of bitches.
It is very delicate.
Oh, honey. Come on.
I think that's good.