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We planned a very specific lunar landing site.
Oh, yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes.
[exhales]
About 100 miles away.
You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that
Honey, you can count on me.
This would be a date.
I still love my wife.
Not in our current orbit.
-Zero. -Fucking sons of bitches.
The Chinese just claimed the entire Sea of Tranquility crater
the whole Chinese government, and they're all waiting for me,
Verify actuators.
of our temperature experiment.
Drilling equipment
after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.
I think that's good.
If it doesn't go well, you'll certainly lose your position.
First of all, allow me to say that I am delighted to be speaking with you,
What the shit?
Yes, ma'am.
It is very delicate.
Science is a brotherhood.
I have all of these scientists and astronauts,
Hey, Dad.
Oh, honey. Come on.
Space Force One,
God. No.
See, their research base is here.
Ah.
Oh, no, no, no. Thank you for getting it.