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They gonna get you with them pretty-ass legs.
Good. Liquor and pussy are like a stick of dynamite.
Now, y'all know if it wasn't for Mercedes Sundays,
Do it again, but before that, give me 50 toe touches.
What the hell?
I like your assonance, too.
I like your consonance.
Can I borrow your hairpiece?
Hey, man.
I postdated.
Better off letting him see some of these bitches' pussy than some bank, man.
I do real estate.
Welcome to Mercedes Sunday!
That's why they call me Little Murder.
See, these folks say this ain't discriminating.
Bitch, this ain't no damn Walmart.
I don't care if man look like Idris Elba in his prime,
Gidget?
Got a nice jiggle to it.
- Nigga, what? - I said we ain't mean to offend her.
15% off the private rooms for the house.
Mercedes' Last Dance?
You gonna eat your Vienna sausages or no?
Your client's a vampire.
Put her sins on me, Lord, 'cause I can carry 'em.
Right now.
I pull in for your boy over there,
Is this one empty?
But for you, 10.
Four, five, six, seven, eight.
Bitch, you gonna owe me more than a blunt.
Plus, look at how he hold hisself.
Come on, shorty. Stop acting all uptight.
Nice, nice.
Hell, if bitches ain't skip out on tip-out at the end of the night,
Hey, little mama, where you going?
chitlins, and corn bread-fed booty!
Who needs your money when a bitch got some artistic integrity?
but I think a ton of this darn blend gonna cover up all this ugly...
Where Keyshawn at?
All right, people, back on the bus.
Heifer, ain't nobody crying over your baby-neck-smelling ass.
But there sure is a opening.
That your government name?
you don't need another body on that conscience of yours.
and I don't care if I have to die as a sacrifice
Dazzle them, something you wish you could do.
Got to always have them FBI eyes.
How the hell you in the hole on Mercedes Sundays?
Mercedes.
Maybe even some tetanus, too.
Another scar on my pretty-ass legs.